WELC0ME to TUESDAY January 23. 2024

Do you know who I am?
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local
university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out
new students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not
on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would
fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in
and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

“You’re not going to have time to finish this,” the professor stated sarcastically
as he handed the student a booklet.

“Yes I will,” replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After
two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and
handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour
later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
“No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.”
The student looked incredulous and angry.
“Do you know who I am?”
“No, as a matter of fact I don’t,” replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
“Do you know who I am?” the student asked again in a louder voice.
“No, and I don’t care.” replied the professor with an air of superiority.
“Good,” replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams,
stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“You have to believe in yourself when
no one else does.” —Serena Williams

“When you have a dream, you’ve got to
grab it and never let go.” —Carol Burnett

“The most important thing is to enjoy your
life—to be happy—it’s all that matters.” —Steve Jobs

“Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever
come without leaving happier.” —Mother Teresa

“Be yourself; everyone else is
already taken.” —Oscar Wilde

“The biggest adventure you can take is to
live the life of your dreams.” —Oprah Winfrey

“The only thing we have to fear
is fear itself.” —Franklin D. Roosevelt

“I can accept failure; everyone fails at something.
But I can’t accept not trying.” —Michael Jordan

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down
the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass
this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “…I would do…anything.”
He returns her gaze. “Anything?”
“Anything.”
His voice softens. “Anything??”
“Absolutely anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…study?” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Houston, we have a problem.”

Answer: Apollo 13!
Ron Howard gives us the real story of the failed Apollo moon mission. An explosion during a routine oxygen stir caused the astronauts to lose precious oxygen and energy. It soon became apparent that losing the moon landing was not going to be the worst of their problems – bringing the astronauts home alive was. This line is said by astronaut Jim Lovell, just after the explosion, as he is communicating the problem to Houston control. Swigert said that they had a problem first, but not to Houston.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck the
network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed
into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions. Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.
Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)

Words: chameleon, medium, physical, president, tungsten

Definitions:
a boat constructed of thick mud-like soil
a cozy canvas shelter
a device for trapping tarantulas
a not too bright bird
a tidy house

ANSWER: chameleon: a tidy house (clean home)
medium: a not too bright bird (dim emu)
physical: a boat constructed of thick mud-like soil (clay ship)
president: a device for trapping tarantulas (spider net)
tungsten: a cozy canvas shelter (snug tent)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn’t work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-“Hey boss, my password is out of date.”
Boss-“Yes, that’s right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same.”
Man: “Thanks boss.”
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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