WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY January 24. 2024
Here’s The Story…
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the woman
sitting next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn’t
take it, so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I’ll have to give
it to this nice man next to us.” Five minutes later, the baby was still
not feeding, so she said, “Come on, honey. Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”
Finally the anxious man blurted out, “Come on kid, make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In London there is a new service that delivers the morning-after pill to your home by
bicycle messenger. And to make sure you don’t regret your decision, the pills will be
delivered by a kid who is an obnoxious jerk.” -Conan O’Brien
“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to
persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”
— Christopher Reeve
“When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till
it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give
up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.”
— Harriet Beecher Stowe
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
What’s a friend? A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has
some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
What is dating? The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and
energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in
the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck the
network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.”
Answer: Alien!
Responding to an S.O.S. a mining crew unknowingly brings an alien monster on board ship. As it grows, so does its strength and ferociousness, and before long Ripley is the only crew member left alive. This quote is from the very end of the movie, when she and the cat hunker down in an escape pod to a hibernated sleep, after everything else has been destroyed in an attempt to kill off the alien.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn’t work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-“Hey boss, my password is out of date.”
Boss-“Yes, that’s right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same.”
Man: “Thanks boss.”
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?
ANSWER: The old one was : Out of date
The new one is: Different
He said: My password is “Out of date.” And the boss told him
the new one when he said: “The password is different.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Many of our everyday words have more than one meaning. Below are eleven pairs of definitions. Both definitions in each pair fit the same word. When read down, the first letters of the eleven answers will spell out the name of a beloved TV celebrity.
- Spend time idly or bread unit
- Worker’s organization or marriage
- Pine tree fruit or ice cream holder
- Feeling of curiosity or savings account accrual
- Land parcel or considerable quantity
- Illumination or not weighty at all
- Typewriter type style or the VIP crowd
- Baby’s toy or city square
- Weapon or upper body appendage
- Bowling group or three nautical miles
- Stand at a slant or thin
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