WELC0ME to FRIDAY January 26. 2024
The Down Side of Cubicles:
- Being told to “Think outside the box”‘ when I’m in the box all day?
- Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
- Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
- That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
- Lack of rafters for the noose.
- My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
- Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
- Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
- 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
- Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
- When tours come thru, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
- Can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“For the great doesn’t happen through impulse alone, and is a
succession of little things that are brought together.”
Vincent Van Gogh
“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase
perfection we can catch excellence.”
Vince Lombardi
“You have succeeded in life when all you really
want is only what you really need.”
Vernon Howard
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the
largest private part he had ever seen! ‘I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,’ the mortician
commented, ‘I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.’ So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
‘I have something to show you won’t believe,’ he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
‘OH no!’ the wife exclaimed, ‘Schwartz is dead!’ 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“By Grabthar’s hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.”
Answer: Galaxy Quest!
The cast members of a cancelled, “Star Trek”-like television program, with a deeply devoted following, spend the rest of their careers reenacting their roles for conferences and grocery store openings. When a group of aliens, who had modeled their entire society after intercepted shows, appeals to them to help save their people from aggressive invaders, the crew suddenly finds themselves really in space, playing for stakes much higher than they had ever imagined. This line is the catch phrase of one of the characters, which he is trapped into repeating ad nauseum, for what feels to him like all eternity.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship.” – Elliott “Well, can’t he just beam up?”
- Greg “This is reality Greg.” – Elliott
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Pebbles, rock fragments -> Tomb; serious
- Prearranged fight with weapons -> Payable on demand; owed
- Experience emotion; touch -> Fixed charge
- Implement used for a job -> Also; excessively
- Standard of perfection -> Mental concept; thought
- Speech pattern with long vowels -> To sketch
- Artist’s tripod -> Freedom from hardship
- Pale tint of colour -> Glue; a soft malleable mixture
ANSWER: 1. Gravel -> Grave
- Duel -> Due
- Feel -> Fee
- Tool -> Too
- Ideal -> Idea
- Drawl -> Draw
- Easel -> Ease
- Pastel -> Paste
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox’s is quite small.
What is it?
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