WELC0ME to TUESDAY January 30. 2024
Here’s The Story…..
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret
Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the
wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left
smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the
smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President’s staff. To their
amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all
happened. They hurried over to surround the man’s tractor.
“Sir,” the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did.” The man muttered unconcernedly.
“Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?”
“Yep.” “Were there any survivors?” the agent gasped.
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out.” The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor.
“I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.”
“The President of the United States is dead?” The agent gulped in disbelief.
“Well,” the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work.
“He kept a-saying he wasn’t … but you know what a liar he is.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Calm mind brings inner strength and self-confidence, so
that’s very important for good health.” — Dalai Lama
“All our dreams can come true if we have the
courage to pursue them.” — Walt Disney
“Try to look at your weakness and convert it
into your strength. That’s success.” — Zig Ziglar
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying
aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to
share their success stories about taxing Americans.
Bill: “Why don’t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.”
Hillary: “Well, why don’t you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.”
Al: “Why don’t you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy.”
Tipper: “Why don’t we all jump out the window and make everybody
throughout the United States and world happy.”😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You see their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex.
This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion.
Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.”
Answer: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan!
Years before Captain Kirk had left Khan and his followers marooned on an uninhabited planet, where they could not cause grief to anyone else. Now, their paths have crossed again, and Khan wants his vengeance. This quote occurs when Khan has managed to capture Kirk’s crewmember, Chekov, and is implanting a creature into Chekov’s ear so that Chekov will do his bidding, and help him capture Kirk.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That’s one of a hundred memories I don’t want.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.
1) a baked food made from flour (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a thin metal nail with a small indented head
2) of or relating to groups of people with common characteristics and customs (6 letters) & (delete 4th letter) the discipline dealing with what is good and bad and with moral duty and obligation
3) very small in size or amount (5 letters) & (delete 5th letter) to examine or look over carefully
4) the raised line that winds around a screw (6 letters) & (delete 2nd letter) to step or walk on or over
ANSWER: 1) bread & brad
2) ethnic & ethic
3) scant & scan
4) thread & tread
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Shut -> Misplace; fail
- Open -> Glass container
- Unusual; lightly cooked -> They exist
- Prevent from spoiling -> Holding back
- Broken glass -> Unyielding
- Dampen; cushion -> Frequent
- One who leases -> Go into
- Leave one’s country -> Move seasonally
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