WELC0ME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 6. 2024
TODAY’S PUNAGRAPHY…
Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get.
My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
But man is not made for defeat. A man
can be destroyed but not defeated.
Ernest Hemingway
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot in it and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Let us sacrifice our today so that our
children can have a better tomorrow.
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering
the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving his
guide an especially hard time with silly questions. They were walking through
a mountain valley that was strewn with rocks, and the traveler asked,
“How did these rocks get here?”
“Sir,” said the guide, “they were brought down by a glacier.”
The tourist peered up the mountain and said, “But I don’t see any glacier.”
“Oh, really?” said the guide. “I guess it has gone back for more rocks. 😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers”
Answer: “A Streetcar Named Desire”
In “A Streetcar Named Desire”, Blanche DuBois is an aging belle who suffers from self-delusion and alcohol abuse. Finally committed to a mental institution after having suffered rape, she remarks to her doctor: “Whoever you are – I have always depended on the kindness of strangers”, summarizing her inability to manage her life in a rather resigned way.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The fat CARETAKER, he knows. Eyes always watching.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
I’ve been drawn by the artists these days, and of old;
Yet I’m seen only when all around me is cold.
For most of the time you just live and ignore me;
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.
You might say, in surprise, I’ve been taken away,
But it’s true I’ve been with you, at least ’til today.
When I leave you, you leave too!
Who am I?
ANSWER: Breath
Everyone draws breath, and it is seen on icy days.
We breathe subconsciously but might gasp or stop for breath. We mutter “under our breath” at times.
We might say our breath is “taken away” but we have it as long as we live – until we “leave” this world!
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Using real names to make common words/phrases, name the offspring: (the first one is free!)
- Mr and Mrs Voyant – Clare (as in Clairvoyant)
- Mr and Mrs Tress
- Mr and Mrs Nasium
- Mr and Mrs Tate
- Mr and Mrs Anthemum
- Mr and Mrs Mander
- Mr and Mrs Mite
- Mr and Mrs Time
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