WELC0ME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9. 2024
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having relations.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having relations.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The one human quality that must be developed is self-discipline for success. The will
power to force yourself to do what you know you should do when you should do it,
whether you like it or not, whether you feel like it or not. Success is tons of discipline.” -Brian Tracy
“A recent study found that 67 percent of gamers will miss sleep in order to
keep playing video games. They would even miss sex, if that were an option.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels did say…
E.T. went home.
Get rid of X. There’s too many unknowns in the world already!
(Only one vowel left, or is that “Anly ana vawal laft” This may be stretching it a bit,
but not unless you consider, as our good friends in Canada say: Good day, A!
And we all know that M&Ms melt in your mouth, so it’s safe to count them out.
And of course, Y not.
We might as well put off using U until later in the year: See U in September
TWA just took off!! 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“There is always someone left to fight.
Answer: “Gladiator”
In the historic epic “Gladiator” (2000), Emperor Marcus Aurelius wishes to reward General Maximus for another triumphant victory. “There is always someone left to fight. How can I reward Rome’s greatest General?” Maximus replies he’d rather go home and end the bloodshed, but the ailing Emperor has a different vision – to make him his successor as protector of Rome, a fate that would not come to be when Commodus, the Emperor’s son, kills his father the following night.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“May the Force be with you”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Can you find 13 animals hidden in these words?
Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
ANSWER: Pheasant, ant, toad, adder, rat, turtle, leech, char, hare, eel, lion, newt, tiger.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?
- Happiness to the Global Ecosystem
- Small male percussionist
- I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday
- Festoon the Corridors
- A Non-summer fairytale area
- Oh holiday conifer
- Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity
- Hey tiny city in Israel
- In a remote location in a barn stall
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