WELC0ME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 12. 2024
Marriage quotes 10
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.
May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.
May you never leave your marriage alive.
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier. –H.L. Mencken
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure
that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.
My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An Oklahoma woman was arrested for attempting to have her kids blow into
her car’s breathalyzer so that she could drive drunk. Even worse, her kids failed.” -Seth Meyers
“Scientists have discovered that men are genetically programed to look at other
women. So sorry, ladies, it’s science. I’ve got to do what I’ve got to do.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife informed me she had my funeral all planned out. She has picked out a deep mahogany
casket. She will have me buried in a black suit with light blue shirt and my favorite tie. A red
scarf folded neatly into the breast pocket. I will have flowers in all the colors surrounding the casket.
She asked me if I had planned her funeral.
I told her I was going to cremate her and toss her ashes into the warm
Caribbean waters from the back of a singles cruise. 😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“May the Force be with you”
Answer: “Star Wars”
In the original “Star Wars” trilogy, “May the Force be with you” is a customary goodbye phrase among the Rebel Alliance. Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and, after his death, his spiritual form use the more encouraging and definite variant in “A New Hope” several times, to reassure the young Luke Skywalker in the moments of greatest doubt, including the crucial final scene where his starfighter approaches the weak spot of the Death Star for a final chance at victory.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve always known I’ll die QUICKLY”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?
- Happiness to the Global Ecosystem
- Small male percussionist
- I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday
- Festoon the Corridors
- A Non-summer fairytale area
- Oh holiday conifer
- Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity
- Hey tiny city in Israel
- In a remote location in a barn stall
ANSWER: 1. Joy to the World
- Little Drummer Boy
- I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
- Deck the Halls
- Winter Wonderland
- Oh Christmas Tree
- 12 Days of Christmas
- Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
- Away in a Manger
Friday’s Quizzler is….
What do the following words have in common?
feminine
kindergarten
canine
overweight
threaten
cobblestone
height
done
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