WELC0ME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 13. 2024
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass
Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook
Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
Switchblade Barney
Pork-n-Beany Babies
Make your own moonshine kit
Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens
can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.” ― Margaret Mead
“Only I can change my life. No one can
do it for me.” ― Carol Burnett
“You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for
the reason that they are heavy.” — C. Joybell C.
“We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have
the life that is waiting for us.” ― Joseph Campbell
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’s legs
If there’s a war you can surrender really early
You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people’s countries
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous
street humiliating your sense of national pride
People think you’re a great lover even when you’re not ☹
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ve always known I’ll die QUICKLY”
Answer: “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier”
From “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier”, Captain James T. Kirk gives us this quote to retroactively explain why he was so sure he would successfully get out of a dangerous rock climbing situation during a Yosemite shore leave – he was with his friends so, according to his beliefs, he could not be not in any mortal danger. Ultimately, Kirk is proven wrong as he would die in “Star Trek: Generations” (the seventh movie of the series) after fighting Soran, in the arms of his 24th century successor, Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“All you’ve ever NEEDED has always been right inside you”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What do the following words have in common?
feminine
kindergarten
canine
overweight
threaten
cobblestone
height
done
ANSWER: They all end with the spelling of a number.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A Tom Swifty is a play on words. Tom speaks, and the way he is said to speak is a pun – both meanings are relevant.
e.g. “I love hot dogs”, Tom said frankly. “Frank” connects how he spoke and the hot dog! [Frankfurter!]
The Tom Swifty can also use a phrase or homophone.
e.g. “You didn’t order enough carpet”, said Tom with a cold stare.
“Cold stare” expresses his annoyance and suggests uncarpeted stairs!
Choose one of the listed words or phrases to fill each gap.
** CLUES **
- “No, don’t come in. I’m changing!” said Tom _.
- “This is a grave situation”, said Tom, _.
- “Hooray! The radio reception is clear again”, said Tom _.
- “So? Buy a proper pencil sharpener!” said Tom _.
- “I’m going to be head of the CIA in a few years”, said Tom _.
** WORD LIST **
bluntly, fondly, graciously, aspiringly, hopefully, ecstatically, in fun, briefly, cryptically, cautiously
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