WELC0ME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 17. 2024
Top 10 Country Western Songs:
- I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
- I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
- If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
- I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’.
- Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win.
- I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here.
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
- She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
- She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is:
- It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Butt All Day.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The guy is going to be OK, but in California, a man playing Pokemon Go was
stabbed. The man said, ‘It was terrifying, my lack of a life flashed before my eyes.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Sometimes the smallest things take up the
most room in your heart.” – A.A. Milne
“Perhaps they are not stars but rather openings in heaven where the love of
our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us
to let us know they are happy.” – Eskimo Proverb
“Although no words can really help to ease the loss you bear, just know that
you are very close in every thought and prayer.” – Unknown
“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong
at the broken places.” – Ernest Hemingway
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Floods from the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river. [dams]
Grace Varney’s voice broke with emotion as she clutched her toe-headed daughter as her son clung to her side. [tow-headed]
Full coarse meals. [course]
Every morning my father takes exercises to strengthen his abominable muscles. [abdominal]
During peek season the beach is covered with hundreds of bikini-clad beauties. [peak]
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. [pistil]
Many people believe he was a Satin worshipper. [Satan]
In Pittsburgh they manufacture iron and steal. [steel]
Carats, two for 39 cents. [carrots]
My uncle suffers from sick as hell anemia. [sickle-cell]
They gave William IV a lovely funeral. It took six men to carry the beer. [bier]
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Mom, I need your other hand.”
Answer: The Good Son!
SPOILER ALERT! At the end of “The Good Son”, the two boys end up fighting and fall over a ledge. Which one will Susan save – her nephew (the good boy played by the future Frodo) or her own psychotic son (Culkin)? I don’t know about you, but I’ve always felt Macaulay was a tad creepy even in his comedy movies such as “Home Alone”.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Sometimes, when I see how silly people behave, I’m glad I’m a camel.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The following phrases are colloquialisms, idioms or proverbs that are written in their literal,
and rather complicated form. Can you uncover their true meanings and solve this teaser?
Example: “Don’t place the two wheeled vehicle in a position preceding the equine mammal,” is the proverb “Don’t put the cart before the horse.”
- Positive aesthetic appeal is solely the equivalent of the thickness of the epidermis.
- The ground covering of slender leaved plants is always a more vibrant hue of a common secondary color in the proximity of the opposite surface of a structure serving as a boundary.
- Produce the sound of sharp tapping by striking blows to a processed piece of secondary xylem from a large perennial plant.
- The gyre that emanates shrill sounds receives the viscous lubricant.
ANSWER: 1. Beauty is only skin deep.
- The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
- Knock on wood.
- The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
These word pairs are not in relation to each other, but if you find their synonyms, the two words will rhyme.
Example : Over-sized Feline = Fat Cat
Kiss Dog
Funny Cat
Movie Monster
Unusual Rabbit
Copper Teapot
Wedding Limo
Untamed Minor
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