WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 19. 2024

The Top 10 Floor Plans for the Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel

“Scream” suite which becomes vacant quickly.

Hotel pool never gets used due to menacing music and one lone fin circling at all times.

Marv Albert has reservations for “The Crying Game” floor.

More suicide jump precautions on the Pauly Shore floor than anywhere else.

No one takes a shower on the “Psycho” floor

Pee-Wee Herman as a tour guide…YIKES

No buttons on the elevator to the Star Wars floor…just use the Force.

Room service involves Shannon Tweed and George Clooney.

Wake up call on Stallone floor is “Yo, Adrian!”

“Showgirls” floor booked until 2025..by Congress.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it,
top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it,
it’s probably deserved.” –Russell Lynes

Is it just me or does this guy have the order wrong?
“Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing;
and from robbing, he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from
that to incivility and procrastination.” –Thomas De Quincey

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up
Anything that’s moving.
Green Carrots.
Moldy Croutons.
Body parts.
Blood in the French Dressing.
A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
I’ve seen the movie…they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
How should I put this…let’s just that the sneeze guard didn’t do its job and
there’s something phlegm related in the radishes.
The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing
up orders, under the ice on the bar. 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I speak over two thousand languages, including Dodo and Unicorn. I had a classical education.”

Answer: Doctor Dolittle!
All these films were from 1967, but the line was said by Polynesia the parrot in the original “Doctor Dolittle”. She offers to teach him to talk to the animals, so he can be a veterinarian. Unfortunately, the film bombed at the box office and received terrible reviews. It’s not that bad, I quite liked it.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Can we try with real bullets now?”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is represented by the following?

a) 1/2 = 05
b) six percent = 006
c) four and a half = 45
d) pi = approximately 314

ANSWER: missing the point

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.”
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?

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