WELC0ME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 28. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with
other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But
on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different. Trouser’s owners were walking
him along a trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man all
dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was gesturing annoyingly at Trouser’s
masters. This strange person spoke not a word, but proceeded to pretend that he was
trapped in a box and that he was pulling on a long rope. Seeing the sheer horror on his
masters’ faces, Trouser took it upon himself to rectify the situation. With a low growl he
jumped and sank his teeth into this annoying pseudo clown’s leg. Trouser immediately got
a sickened look in his eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then dragged his tongue all over
the ground in an effort to remove the man’s foul essence from his mouth.
For Trouser had learned that …. a mime is a terrible thing to taste.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A woman in Muncie, Indiana was arrested after she stabbed her friend in the
eye with a fork for taking the last rib at a barbecue. I am strongly against eye-stabbing.
That being said, if you’re going to stab someone in the eye,
this is a reason I can get behind.” -James Corden
“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women.
The results of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs
and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be
developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos.
The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry.
The clerk, trying to console her, said,
“Don’t worry. Someday your prints will come”. 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Look, Buttermaker, you’re not my father and I’ll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don’t you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?”
Answer: The Bad News Bears
“The Bad News Bears” are a dysfunctional little league baseball team from California that are not very good. After a former Minor League coach, who is far from his prime, starts coaching them they add a few key players and start to learn how to win. Buttermaker is the last name of Walter Matthau’s character and after Tatum O’Neill’s character, Amanda, gets upset and quits the team, he tries to get her to come back and play for the team again. Buttermaker was working as a pool cleaner, hence Amanda’s line.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It wasn’t sex. It was good!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.
You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the
remaining word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: exhausting / ceasing employment
Answer: tiring / retiring
- rental contract / let go
- give back / change direction
- give food / hold back
- illegal seizure of power / get back something lost
- nuclear power structure / one who portrays others
- criticize or correct someone / demonstrate true
- small; money paid as a penalty / purify
- distant or unlikely / speck; tiny piece
ANSWER: 1. lease / release
- return / turn
- serve / reserve
- coup / recoup
- reactor / actor
- reprove / prove
- fine / refine
- remote / mote
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Once upon a time, in the West Lake village, a servant lived with his master. After service of about 30 years, his master became ill and was going to die. One day, the master called his servant and asked him for a wish. It could be any wish but just one. The master gave him one day to think about it. The servant became very happy and went to his mother for discussion about the wish. His mother was blind and she asked her son for making a wish for her eye-sight to come back. Then the servant went to his wife. She became very excited and asked for a son as they were childless for many years. After that, the servant went to his father who wanted to be rich and so he asked his son to wish for a lot of money. The next day he went to his master and made one wish through which all the three (mother, father, wife) got what they wanted. You have to tell what the servant asked the master.
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