WELC0ME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 29. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you
six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”
The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife
made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious…
Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything —
meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything.”
“Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is
made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away
your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time
use chrome.” “Why chrome?” asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, “It’s simple. Everyone knows that there’s
no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements
of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
–George F. Will

We don’t know who we are
until we see what we can do.
–Martha Grimes

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
–Henry David Thoreau

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the
French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in
Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all
over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be
found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small
area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number
of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner
asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied,
“I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact,
I have … a hutch back of Notre Dame. 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It wasn’t sex. It was good!”

Answer: “Sibling Rivalry”
Kirstie Alley played Marjorie Turner in “Sibling Rivalry” (1990). She was neglected by her husband, Harry (Scott Bakula), a doctor. His family (also all doctors) treated her like dirt, and she put up with it. Then her younger sister, Jeanine (Jami Gertz), who had no aim in life, and very few morals, told her to have an affair. Marjorie said she couldn’t do that but then, one day, met a man at a grocery store, and they hit it off a bit too well. They did it, and it turned out the man was Charles Turner, Jr. (Sam Elliot), Harry’s brother. Marjorie broke down crying and her sister asked her why she was crying, and she said because of Charles, and when Jeanine said that Marjorie didn’t even know him Marjorie confided that she knew him in the “Biblical sense”. When a shocked Jeanine asked, “You had sex with your brother-in-law?” Marjorie replied, “It wasn’t sex. It was good!”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Don’t mess with me, man. I’m a lawyer!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Once upon a time, in the West Lake village, a servant lived with his master. After service of about 30 years, his master became ill and was going to die. One day, the master called his servant and asked him for a wish. It could be any wish but just one. The master gave him one day to think about it. The servant became very happy and went to his mother for discussion about the wish. His mother was blind and she asked her son for making a wish for her eye-sight to come back. Then the servant went to his wife. She became very excited and asked for a son as they were childless for many years. After that, the servant went to his father who wanted to be rich and so he asked his son to wish for a lot of money. The next day he went to his master and made one wish through which all the three (mother, father, wife) got what they wanted. You have to tell what the servant asked the master.

ANSWER: The servant said, “My mother wants to see her grandson swinging on a swing of gold.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Which one of the following words does not belong with the other six?

Issue
Mishap
Parachute
Ocean
Semiconscious
Anxious
Mansion

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