WELC0ME to FRIDAY MARCH 8. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Out far away in the Himalayas there was a small village that was constantly
terrified by this terrible monster named the medecrin.
The medicrin would come down to the village once a week and eat one of
the villagers. Now, as you would guess, the population of the village decreased
greatly after a few months of this, so, the chief of the village called forth the
greatest hunter he could get and told him to hunt down and kill the medicrin.
So, after much talk, the hunter finally agreed to kill the medicrine. But the hunter,
being smart, decided he would have to trap the monster to kill it,
figuring he would get eaten if he faced it head on.
So he looked in his himalayan monster field book and found out that medicrins
like sugar, so he ordered all the villagers to dig a deep hole and fill it with all the sugar in the village.
Later that week, the medicrine came down to the village. When it went after its usual meal, it saw the pit of sugar, looked at it a moment, and then went after another villager. After the medicrin left, the chief called up the great hunter, and scolded the hunter for failing, but the hunter convinced the chief to give him another chance, and the chief agreed. The next day, the hunter looked back to his himalayan monster field book and found that medicrins like loons even more than sugar. So the great hunter went out, caught a loon, and placed it in the pit with the sugar. Now, it turns out that loons like sugar even more than medicrins, so the loon ate up all the sugar. So, a few days later the medicrine returned on time for its villager feast.
But, as it was heading for the village, the medicrin saw the pit with the loon. The medicrin
imediatly became hungry for loon, so it climbed down into the pit and at the loon. But,
as soon as it finished the loon off, it fell over, deader than a doornail.
The moral of the story? A loon full of sugar helps the medecrin go down😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk
then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
“I can be changed by what happens to me. But I
refuse to be reduced by it.” – Maya Angelou
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment
that something else is more important than fear.” – Ambrose Redmoon
“Don’t despair: despair suggests you are in total control and know
what is coming. You don’t – surrender to events with hope.” – Alain de Botton
“It is our attitude toward events, not events themselves, which we can control.
Nothing is by its own nature calamitous – even death is terrible only if we fear it.” – Epictetus
“No matter how much falls on us, we keep plowing ahead. That’s the
only way to keep the roads clear.” – Greg Kincaid
“We are only as strong as we are united, as weak
as we are divided.” – J.K. Rowling
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of
the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch
she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get
the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
“Don’t worry. Someday your prints will come”. 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I sort of like being right, but I do love you.”
Answer: “Look Who’s Talking Too”
Kirstie Alley played Mollie Ubriacco in “Look Who’s Talking Too” (1990) the sequel to the 1989 hit “Look Who’s Talking”. Mollie and James (John Travolta), were married and had a daughter, Julie (voiced by Roseanne Barr) along with Mikey (voiced by Bruce Willis). However, the couple separated during the second movie. There was a bad storm, and James was still planning to fly. Mollie was scared and went out to stop him. She told him that she had a gut feeling it was not safe for him to fly. When the air traffic controller told him the flight was canceled because of the weather, James told her that her gut feeling was right, and asked if she was happy. She told him she didn’t care anymore about being right because she loved him. James replied, “You do too you liar,” as he laughed. She smiled and said, “I sort of like being right, but I do love you.” He replied that he loved her too, and they kissed and were back together. And there was another sequel called “Look Who’s Talking Now” in 1993.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space!”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Joesph walked Chuck, a potential new employee, through his company. He briefly went over the safety precautions of a couple machines, their uses, and regular day-to-day activity. Joseph was very impressed with Chuck’s qualifications and knowledge on the workings of his business. Chuck was applying for a position in shipping. Joseph took him by the wall where a single dollar hung up. He proudly explained that it was the first dollar he ever made, almost 20 years ago, when the business first started. Finally Joseph brought the man outside and showed him his parking spot. Chuck thanked Joseph for the tour, but then directed Joseph to put his hands over his head.
What happened?
ANSWER: Joseph was a counterfeiter, and Chuck was an undercover police officer. Joseph’s business was to create counterfeit bills.
Chuck finally had the evidence to arrest Joseph when he showed him “the first dollar he ever MADE”.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Firm earth -> Circular
- Tomb; serious -> Talk wildly or madly
- Dead spirit -> Person who entertains guests
- Spectacles -> Young maidens
- Happy, joyous -> Youth; boy
- Precious metal -> Advanced in years
- Increase in size -> Move a boat with oars
- Large boat with oars -> Narrow back street
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