WELC0ME to MONDAY MARCH 11. 2024
Monday’s Punagraphy…..
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up
to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” - A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’. - The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
- What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
- She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to
solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution. - Did you hear about the guy who emailed ten puns to friends, in the hope that
at least one of the puns would make them laugh? Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing
the things I cannot accept.” ― Angela Y. Davis
“Words are where most change
begins.” — Brandon Sanderson
“In any given moment we have two options: to step forward
into growth or step back into safety.” — Abraham Maslow
“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use
to change the world.” — Nelson Mandela
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came
upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon,
they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been
years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook.
One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space!”
Answer: “Aladdin” (1992).
Robin Williams voiced Genie in “Aladdin” (1992). When Aladdin went into the Cave of Wonders and accidentally discovered the lamp that Jafar (voiced by Jonathan Freeman) had sent him in to retrieve. He saw something on the lamp and wanted to know what it said, but the lamp was dirty so he rubbed it, not realizing it was a magic lamp, and was surprised when a genie popped out of the lamp. Genie told Aladdin that he got three wishes. When Aladdin asked the Genie what he would wish for the Genie told him to be free. Aladdin was surprised to learn that Genie was a slave, to whoever owned the lamp, for three wishes. Then he had to stay in the lamp until someone else found it, so he was, essentially, a slave to the lamp. He explained (in a big voice) that he had, “Phenomenal cosmic powers!” Then he shrunk back into the lamp and finished in a tiny voice, “Itty bitty living space!”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I want you to be nice until it’s time to not be nice.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Firm earth -> Circular
- Tomb; serious -> Talk wildly or madly
- Dead spirit -> Person who entertains guests
- Spectacles -> Young maidens
- Happy, joyous -> Youth; boy
- Precious metal -> Advanced in years
- Increase in size -> Move a boat with oars
- Large boat with oars -> Narrow back street
ANSWER: 1. Ago -> Go
- Avenue -> Venue
- Amen -> Men
- Agreed -> Greed
- Abuses -> Buses
- Aspire -> Spire
- Amount -> Mount
- Avoid -> Void
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Translate each word group into a phonetic sound, and then string them all together to form the name of a body of water.
For example:
polar or grizzly, finger jewelry, not curved
Translation… Bear, Ring, Straight
Answer… Bering Strait
- Vehicle, curved bone, to exist, not yang, to look at
- Circle segment, bloodsucking arachnid, to be in debt, tibia
- Cat sound, dreidel letter, 18-hole sport
- Unaffiliated film, Japanese currency, interjection, to eschew
- Helper, flightless South American bird, clock sound, programming language
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