WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 13. 2024

Here’s The Story…
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient,
“How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.
“Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married
a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so
my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course,
my daddy’s brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter,
who is now, of course, my daddy’s wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother!
Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know,
my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother’s mother. Don’t forget that my
stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife’s grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I’m married to my step-grandmother,
I am not only the wife’s grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather.
Now can you understand how I got put in this place?”
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: “Move over!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It is not that we have so little time but that we lose so much. … The life we receive
is not short but we make it so; we are not ill provided but use what we have wastefully.”
― Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“You were put on this earth to achieve your greatest self, to live
out your purpose, and to do it courageously.”
― Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

“I am convinced that the jealous, the angry, the bitter and the egotistical are the first to
race to the top of mountains. A confident person enjoys the journey, the people they meet
along the way and sees life not as a competition. They reach the summit last because they
know God isn’t at the top waiting for them. He is down below helping his followers to
understand that the view is glorious where ever you stand.”
― Shannon Alder

“All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are
directed toward ennobling man’s life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence
and leading the individual towards freedom.”
― Albert Einstein

“The purpose of life is to contribute in
some way to making things better.”
― Robert F. Kennedy

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife – Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
“What other problem can there be greater than this one? 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Ditto.”

Answer: “Ghost” (1990).
Patrick Swayze played Sam Wheat in “Ghost” (1990). His girlfriend, Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) would tell him “I love you.” Sam could not bring himself to say the words, “I love you” to Molly so he would reply, “Ditto.” Molly was upset that Sam would not say the words, but he told her they were just words, and what mattered was how he felt, not what he said. After Sam was killed, and then helped save Molly’s life at the end of the movie, he told her, “I love you, Molly. I’ve always loved you.” She could now hear and see him briefly at this point, and responded to him, “Ditto.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m sure that you will understand that I am going through a destructive phase.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I’ll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn’t come without
What midday centers all about.
Daisies grow from me, I’m told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won’t be found,
Yet still, each day I’ll be around.

ANSWER: The letter D

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
David showed a piece of paper to Kenneth, while covering the top part of it with his hand.
The visible portion below his hand read as follows:
THIRD
FOURTH
FIFTH
SIXTH
SEVENTH
EIGHTH
NINTH
TENTH

David said, “My hand is covering two words, the first two words in this list of ten words. The list follows a completely and indisputably logical sequence. None of the words are repeated. I’ll bet you $50 that you cannot tell me what those two words are on your first try. You can say the two words in either order.” Kenneth could not see any reason not to accept this wager, and said “First and second” for the easy $50 win. However, after David moved his hand away, Kenneth realized he had lost, and indeed, there was not even an argument to be made. What were the two hidden wor

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