WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 27. 2024
Here’s The Story….
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot
of your time. What do you get in the end of it? Death. What’s that…a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, play golf, you’re generally promiscuous (hey, you’ve
only got a few years left, what’s the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries
like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“If you cannot convince
them, confuse them.”
–Harry S Truman
“I generally avoid temptation
unless I can’t resist it.”
–Mae West
“The only good is knowledge
and the only evil is ignorance.”
–Socrates
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but we kept
ourselves sane by repeating, “As long as we have each other, we don’t need anything else.”
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn’t afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.
“That’s just great!” she shouted. “Now there’s no entertainment in our bedroom at all!” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
Answer: Carry On Cleo!
1964 movie “Carry on Cleo” was the tenth in the long-running British comedy series. It starred Kenneth Williams as Roman dictator Julius Caesar, Sid James as Mark Antony, and Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra, the Egyptian Queen. It was influenced somewhat by the 1963 Elizabeth Taylor movie “Cleopatra”, and used some sets that had been intended for that movie. The action starts in Britain, with Antony fighting the weather as well as the natives. When he goes to Egypt to deal with trouble, he falls under Cleopatra’s spell and plots with her against Caesar. Caesar escapes their machinations but ultimately is killed in Rome. The “Infamy, Infamy” quote is from when Caesar is attacked by his bodyguard before being rescued by a Briton, played by Jim Dale.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I will live with you in this hell hole, but I must express myself. If you don’t let me gut out this house
and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT!
There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?
EXAMPLE:
Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.
Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.
You’re on your own for the rest!
- Aqua – Hazel – Willow – Cherry
- Cat – Sword – Hamster – Dog
- Prince – Double – Queen – King
ANSWER: 1. Aqua does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a tree. Willow does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a colour.
- Sword does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a family pet. Hamster does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a type of fish.
- Double does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a person of royalty. Prince does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a bed size.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Help Beethoven use these clues below to decipher these popular Christmas/Holiday tunes.
Example: A Triad of Monarchs
Answer: We Three Kings
- Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.
- Frozen precipitation commences.
- Oh, member of the round table with missing areas.
- I envisioned a trio of marine vessels.
- Do you perceive the same longitudinal pressure that stimulates my auditory sense organs?
- Leave and do a broadcast on an elevated peak.
Bonus: The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.
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