WELC0ME to TUESDAY APRIL 2. 2024

Here’s The Story….
The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand.
“And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast
table partaking of the fatal dosage, didn’t you feel any qualms? Didn’t you feel
the slightest pity for him knowing that he was about to die and was wholly unconscious of it?”
“Yes,” she answered. “Come to think of it…there was just a moment when I sort of felt sorry for him.”
“And, when was that?”
“When he asked for the second cup.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Anybody who says their wedding or the birth of their child was the best
day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down
at once from a vending machine.

My friend keeps telling me, “Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could
be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” And I know he means well, but…😁

I hope when I die it’s early in the morning, so
I don’t go to work that day for no reason.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an
online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture. “We have
to call it Imagination,” one passionate participant cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied,
“Are you sure you want your business card to read ‘Imagination, Limited’?” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Donger’s here for five hours, and he’s got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I’m like a disease.”

Answer: Sixteen Candles!
“Sixteen Candles” was legendary teen-movie creator John Hughes’s 1984 directorial debut. He also wrote the screenplay. Molly Ringwald starred as Sam Baker, whose 16th birthday is overlooked because the upcoming wedding of her selfish sister, Ginny (Blanche Baker) takes all of her family’s attention. She has a crush on Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling), and a geek with a crush on her, Ted Farmer (Anthony Michael Hall). Even a ridiculous foreign exchange student, Long Duk Dong (Gedde Watanabe) has more romantic success than her – hence the quote Sam delivers in exasperation. After some misadventures and embarrassments, Sam makes up with her neglectful family and gets the guy.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What emotion is an anagram of a homophone of an antonym of a homophone of an anagram of wolf?

ANSWER: Fear.
The anagram of wolf is fowl. The homophone of fowl is foul. The antonym of foul is fair.
The homophone of fair is fare. The anagram of fare is fear, which is the emotion.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Beethoven was a lover of teasers of all kinds, and often submitted the following to his friends.
What word can be created when following these directions?
1) Start at D.
2) Go up Eight.
3) Go down Eleven.
4) Go up Five.
What word is it?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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