WELC0ME to FRIDAY APRIL 19. 2024

Here’s The Story….
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked
with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled. “I can’t dear,” she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”
The little boy replied with a shaking voice, “The big sissy.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁



q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Germany launched a service on the world’s first passenger trains that run on
hydrogen – unlike here in New York, where the trains run on occasion.” -Seth Meyers


“Coca-Cola might be working on a drink that’s infused with weed. They’re still going
to put your name on the side of the can. ‘Cause it’s the only way you’ll remember it.” -Jimmy Fallon


“A developer in New York wants to build an IHOP on top of a Revolutionary War cemetery.
IHOP’s CEO said, ‘It makes sense, we’ve killed more Americans than the British ever did.'” -Conan O’Brien





Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I came home one night and my wife was crying.
I said, “what’s wrong?”
She said, “I’m home sick.”
I said, “But, this IS your home.”
“I know,” she replied, “and I’m sick of it!”


Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A member of a high school clique of popular girls meets a new guy in school, and the pair set
about ridding the school of other popular students via staged suicides.

Answer: Heathers!
Veronica Sawyer is a member of the “Heathers”, four popular high school girls, three of whom are named Heather. Not very happy with her friends, Veronica meets bad boy student JD, and they begin ridding the school of some of the more popular people via faked suicides.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An American deserter lands on the island of Borneo after escaping from the Philippines and becomes king of a tribe of headhunters.



Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Using a combination of letters and/or numbers to sound out the answers,
can you solve the clues? (The first one is free)

1. Not difficult – EZ (Easy)
2. Unoccupied
3. To do better than others
4. Defeated
5. A number (use only letters for this one)
6. A sport
7. Freezing

ANSWER: 2. MT (Empty)
3. XL (Excel)
4. B10 (Beaten)
5. AT (Eighty)
6. 10S (Tennis)
7. IC (Icy)



Friday’s Quizzler is….​
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed
into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions.
Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.
Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)

Words: asterisk, broadcast, hydrate, lighthouse, pirate

Definitions:
a baked pastry filled with asphalt
a burglary committed by a ghost
high temperature, low humidity
the quantity of smooches per hour
untalented thespians



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