WELC0ME to TUESDAY APRIL 23. 2024
Here’s The Story….
My uncle was giving me the grand tour of his house. The bathrooms had
excessively mirrored walls but his wife preferred not to look at herself in
such a compromising position. She even went so far as to place a
“modesty plant” so that it obscured the view.
Now I don’t think there is anything wrong with mirrored walls in the bathroom.
I told my uncle: “You should be able to sit and reflect.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one
who talks to you about yourself.” -Lisa Kirk
“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short-comings, they
gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not
at all like the staring defects in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey
“Since childhood is a time when kids prepare to be grown ups, I think it makes
a lot of sense to completely traumatize your children.
Gets ’em ready for the real world” –George Carlin
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The party’s host paid me a great compliment.
“You are a good-looking woman,” he said.
“Honest–I’ve had only one drink.”
My glow was only slightly dimmed when my
husband interjected, “Imagine how great
she’ll look after two or three.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A divorce lawyer tells a prospective client a cautionary tale about a friend and his wife’s bitter divorce case.
Answer: The War of the Roses!
Divorce lawyer Gavin d’Mato, counseling a prospective client, tells him the tale of a friend’s bitter divorce case. The couple seemed happy for many years, but petty arguments and the wife’s boredom turned into resentment. During the divorce, the house and material possessions became the subject of both mental and physical battles between them.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
The crew of an undersea oil platform is tasked to help U.S. Navy SEALS reach a sunken ballistic missile submarine before the Soviets do.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Each of the clues below describe the name of a candy. Can you name them?
Example: Galaxy would be a Milky Way.
- Sign of affection
- Favorite day for working people
- Can’t hold on to anything
- Famous swashbuckling trio
- Sun explosions
ANSWER: 1. Kisses
- Payday
- Butterfingers
- 3 Musketeers
- Starbursts
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
You may find fire within me
Though to water I’ve been compared.
You may also find a twinkle
When through my pane you stare.
When of wind I am the calm
The center holding still.
When of you, a different part
My bottom lid, my sill.
You may look into me
only to see through.
You may indeed look out of me
Through my frame of varied hue.
The riddle in three parts
as letters in my name.
The riddle shows you who I am
But tell me just the same.
Who am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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