WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 24. 2024

Here’s The Story….
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband
called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password.
“Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she
input the password, she muttered,
“I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing ‘Start123.'”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A member of the band Journey said ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ was inspired
by the time he borrowed money from his dad to pay his dog’s vet bill.
Apparently, the dog was hit by a midnight train goin’ anywhere.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Asian restaurant chain P.F. Chang’s announced today it will open its first
location in China. Of course, over there they’ll be called ‘P.F. Charles.'” -Seth Meyers

“Some critics are now saying that NASA will be unable to use SpaceX’s
rocket because it’s too small. However, SpaceX insists
that it’s just the cold weather.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over
the place. My wife who was trying to feed her said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you
want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up and take some responsibility.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to help with her since. 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
The crew of an undersea oil platform is tasked to help U.S. Navy SEALS reach a
sunken ballistic missile submarine before the Soviets do.

Answer: The Abyss!
When the nuclear submarine USS Montana sinks in the Caribbean, the crew of an underwater oil platform works with a navy SEAL team to reach the boat before the Soviets can. The search leads to an unexpected discovery in the depths of the sea.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A group of neighborhood friends suspects a new family of murder, and take it upon themselves to investigate.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
You may find fire within me
Though to water I’ve been compared.
You may also find a twinkle
When through my pane you stare.

When of wind I am the calm
The center holding still.
When of you, a different part
My bottom lid, my sill.

You may look into me
only to see through.
You may indeed look out of me
Through my frame of varied hue.

The riddle in three parts
as letters in my name.
The riddle shows you who I am
But tell me just the same.

Who am I?

ANSWER: An eye.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Welcome to Crazy Cooking Catastrophes.
Today our host has decided to mix up an Antipasto Creature Feature…
Please follow these instructions carefully to unscramble [pun totally intended] the answer.

Cooking Tips:
Words like add, combine, stir in, sprinkle, garnish etc mean to add those letters to the mix.
Words like remove, drain, none left over, give, etc. mean to remove those letters from the mix.

In a bowl, combine one cup of MARMALADE with one tablespoon of OIL.
Kick MAE out of the kitchen [she’s dangerous with a whisk] then whip until frothy.

What creature will be in the bowl?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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