WELC0ME to THURSDAY APRIL 25. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She had made her
family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she explained, and they had eaten half
of it. The next day, however, the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice.
Then another, and another. By the time she had polished off the cake,
she knew her husband would be disappointed.
“What did he say when he found out?” one club member asked.
“He never found out,” she said. “I made another cake and ate half.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

The salad dressing company Hidden Valley is now offering actual kegs of ranch
dressing. When you buy one of these kegs, the cashier is legally required to put
their hand on your shoulder and go, ‘Everything OK, man?'” -James Corden

“In Boston, experts believe they have found Paul Revere’s outhouse and they say
they are excited to examine his fecal matter. These experts have
been described as ‘single.'” -Conan O’Brien

“There’s a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future
generations. When you think about it, it’s hard to care. What have these
future generations ever done for us?” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
“What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Oklahoma,” he yelled back. 😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A group of neighborhood friends suspects a new family of murder,
and take it upon themselves to investigate.

Answer: The ‘Burbs!
Curious about a new, reclusive family that has just moved into their suburban neighborhood, a group of friends breaks into the family’s house, suspecting them in the disappearance of another elderly resident of the street.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A quirky, but brilliant ex-detective, fired from the New York Police for corruption, is taken back
on the force to solve a series of stranglings of young women.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Welcome to Crazy Cooking Catastrophes.
Today our host has decided to mix up an Antipasto Creature Feature…
Please follow these instructions carefully to unscramble [pun totally intended] the answer.

Cooking Tips:
Words like add, combine, stir in, sprinkle, garnish etc mean to add those letters to the mix.
Words like remove, drain, none left over, give, etc. mean to remove those letters from the mix.

In a bowl, combine one cup of MARMALADE with one tablespoon of OIL.
Kick MAE out of the kitchen [she’s dangerous with a whisk] then whip until frothy.

What creature will be in the bowl?

ANSWER: Armadillo

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
In each of the cases below, scramble the letters and
then add an X at the end to make a new word.

Example: coven + x = convex

1) real + x =
2) torah + x =
3) compel + x =
4) claim + x =
5) nasty + x =
6) hoboes + x =

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