WELC0ME to FRIDAY APRIL 26. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Careful … CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I read about a man in Virginia who paid the DMV his $3,000 fine in pennies. It took
the workers 12 hours to count them all. And that line still moved faster than
the one you were in waiting in at the DMV.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is officially shutting down. Now, the circus
won’t officially close until May, so if you don’t get a chance to see it, you had 150 years.
No one feels bad for you.” -Stephen Colbert
“There’s a new app out there that describes itself as Tinder for adopting babies.
So one day, siblings will be taunting each other with, ‘Ha ha, mom right-swiped you.
You shouldn’t be here.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie,
whose dog Skipper had recently died.
“You know,” Mom said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s
probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”
Susie stopped crying and asked,
“What would God want with a dead dog?”😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A quirky, but brilliant ex-detective, fired from the New York Police for corruption, is taken back
on the force to solve a series of stranglings of young women.
Answer: The January Man!
Nick Starkey (Kevin Kline), was once a brilliant detective for the NYPD, but was fired for suspected corruption. He is called back to duty by his brother, the police commissioner, to help solve a series of stranglings of young women. Despite little help from the department, Nick catches the killer in the act with help from his artist neighbor and the mayor’s daughter, his new girlfriend.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Appalled by the murders of his gardener and the gardener’s son by the police, a white South African teacher
becomes involved in the anti-apartheid movement in 1976 South Africa.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
In each of the cases below, scramble the letters and
then add an X at the end to make a new word.
Example: coven + x = convex
1) real + x =
2) torah + x =
3) compel + x =
4) claim + x =
5) nasty + x =
6) hoboes + x =
ANSWER: 1) Relax
2) Thorax
3) Complex
4) Climax
5) Syntax
6) Shoebox
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Five People went to the pet shop on different days of the week. They each bought a
different breed of dog and a different color dog bowl for them. There are three girls and two guys.
Girl’s Names: Ashley, Camile, and Jenny
Guy’s Names: Andrew and Brandon
Last Names: Anderson, White, Miller, Green, and Smith
Dog Breeds: St. Bernard, Pug, Golden Retriever, Australian Shepherd, and Bulldog
Bowl Colors: Pink, Purple, Green, Blue, and Yellow
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
- No one’s first name starts with the same letter as their last name or the first letter of the breed of dog they bought.
- Andrew’s last name is Green, but it’s not his favorite color, nor is it the color of his bowl.
- The order in which they bought their dogs are as follows: The guy whose bowl is yellow, the one who bought the St. Bernard, the girl whose last name is White, the person with the pink bowl, and Brandon.
- Camile bought her dog before Ashley (who has a blue bowl) but after the person with the yellow bowl.
- Jenny and Camile both hate the color green and they spent all day at the park together on Wednesday.
- The girl whose last name is Miller and the girl whose last name is Smith are, in some order, the one who bought the Australian Shepherd, and the one who bought their dog on Tuesday.
- Each of the guys bought one of the two small dogs.
- The girl whose last name is Miller bought her dog after the girl who bought the purple bowl.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳
The World According to the Eucman! 