WELC0ME to MONDAY APRIL 29. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down in
the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?”
The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars.”
“I’m sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?”
“Hold on, I’m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked
the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear.”
“Well, you can’t be disappointed with that!”
“Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away.
I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars.”
“Incredible… so how come you look so glum?”
“Well, this week…nothing!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Taco Bell announced it will begin selling a potato-rito, which is beef, cheese, potatoes,
and chipotle spice wrapped in a tortilla for $1. Or, for the same nutritional value, just eat the dollar.” -Seth Meyers
“The Mars Curiosity Rover celebrated its fifth year in space by humming ‘Happy Birthday’
to itself. The Rover then drank a bottle of white wine and cried itself to sleep.” -Conan O’Brien
“Vin Diesel is with us tonight. Vin is not his real name. His real name is Vehicle
Identification Number.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A customer at a coffee shop was clearly peeved by the text message
he’d just received. “You ever have that ex-girlfriend
who just won’t go away?” he asked his friend.
“Yeah,” came the reply. “My wife.”😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Appalled by the murders of his gardener and the gardener’s son by the police, a white South African teacher
becomes involved in the anti-apartheid movement in 1976 South Africa.
Answer: A Dry White Season!
After his gardener and the gardener’s son are both beaten to death by the police in 1976 South Africa, a white teacher tries to bring the responsible men to justice, but loses in court. He then supports a group of black people agitating for change, which alienates his family and makes him a target for the same police officers who killed the gardener.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A perennially unemployed man is called upon to babysit for his brother’s three children when
the brother and his wife must travel for a family emergency.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Five People went to the pet shop on different days of the week. They each bought a
different breed of dog and a different color dog bowl for them. There are three girls and two guys.
Girl’s Names: Ashley, Camile, and Jenny
Guy’s Names: Andrew and Brandon
Last Names: Anderson, White, Miller, Green, and Smith
Dog Breeds: St. Bernard, Pug, Golden Retriever, Australian Shepherd, and Bulldog
Bowl Colors: Pink, Purple, Green, Blue, and Yellow
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
- No one’s first name starts with the same letter as their last name or the first letter of the breed of dog they bought.
- Andrew’s last name is Green, but it’s not his favorite color, nor is it the color of his bowl.
- The order in which they bought their dogs are as follows: The guy whose bowl is yellow, the one who bought the St. Bernard, the girl whose last name is White, the person with the pink bowl, and Brandon.
- Camile bought her dog before Ashley (who has a blue bowl) but after the person with the yellow bowl.
- Jenny and Camile both hate the color green and they spent all day at the park together on Wednesday.
- The girl whose last name is Miller and the girl whose last name is Smith are, in some order, the one who bought the Australian Shepherd, and the one who bought their dog on Tuesday.
- Each of the guys bought one of the two small dogs.
- The girl whose last name is Miller bought her dog after the girl who bought the purple bowl.
ANSWER: Ashley: White, Golden Retriever, Blue, Wednesday
Camile: Smith, St. Bernard, Purple, Tuesday
Jenny: Miller, Australian Shepherd, Pink, Thursday
Andrew: Green, Bulldog, Yellow, Monday
Brandon: Anderson, Pug, Green, Friday
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Many call me The Man with the Axe
But I’m not a violent man
I am the ruler (though some challenge the facts)
of a minor, yet important, clan.
I am not a sailor at sea on a ship,
yet a deck is where I can be found.
People say I am a girl’s best friend,
but not when my Queen is around!
I am usually seen on a Bicycle’s front,
but I can neither pedal nor steer.
I become even stronger if I am named Trump.
Have I made my identity clear?
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