WELC0ME to MONDAY MAY 6. 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A little boy was waiting for his mother. As he waited, he was approached
by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks
and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town.
I’d like you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a laugh; “You’re kidding me, right?
You don’t even know the way to the Post Office.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of
students in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances.
Or as it’s called in Florida, Career Day.” -Seth Meyers

“Yesterday, a brawl broke out at a Florida airport after Spirit Airlines canceled
several flights. To restore control, airport police were forced to
fire Cinnabons into the crowd.” -Conan O’Brien

“I read about a coffee shop in Toronto that doesn’t have any Wi-Fi to encourage
customers to talk to each other. Although all the customers talk about now is
how they should really get Wi-Fi in this coffee shop.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Hunter was 5-years-old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He was playing outside with the other kids when he came into the house and
asked, “Grandpa, what’s it called when two people sleep in the same
bedroom and one is on top of the other?”
His Grandpa was a little uncomfortable with the question, but he decided
honesty was the best policy. “Well, Hunter, that’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh,” Little Hunter said, “OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said, “Grandpa, it isn’t called sexual
intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the true story of one of the first black combat regiments in the Civil War Union Army.

Answer: Glory!
Union Army captain Shaw is wounded at the 1862 Battle of Antietam. While recovering at home in Boston, he is promoted to Colonel and given command of the 54th Massachusetts Infantry Regiment, one of the first all-black units in the Union Army. Gaining his men’s respect by his fair treatment and support of their rights as men and soldiers, Shaw leads them in an attack on an impregnable fort, where the men exhibit bravery and spirit, gaining respect from their white comrades.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This historical film is a dramatization of the World War II Manhattan Project, which led to the development of the atomic bomb.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
You hear my sound; But that’s not me
In fact, we look quite differently
I can have one; it always has two; I can have three
It can be anywhere, but I like sitting in a tree
It comes in many different forms
But I usually come in one
I have an assortment of colours
But eat me & I’m done
It can represent a bond
I can be used to jam
Can you figure out
What it is & what I am?

ANSWER: Pear & Pair

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
You awake inside a small transparent capsule sitting on the surface of Venus. From a small speaker you hear a voice that says, “We will leave you here either for a day or a year. If you choose to stay a day, we will give you $1 million. If you choose to stay a year, we will give you $2 million. Either way, you will have sufficient food and water. We will make sure the temperature is a constant 70 degrees Fahrenheit. We will also supply cable TV.”

What is your choice? (Don’t let money decide your answer).

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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