WELC0ME to TUESDAY MAY 7. 2024

Here’s The Story…..
Nancy was Catholic, but her fiancé, Chris, was not. Since my friends were
planning to be married in the Catholic Church, Chris made sure to listen carefully
throughout their prenuptial sessions. At one meeting the priest turned to Chris
and told him, “Since you are not Catholic, we shall have the ceremony without Eucharist.”
Later that day, Chris was noticeably upset, so Nancy asked what was wrong.
“I don’t understand,” he said. “How can we have the ceremony without me?”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Microsoft founder Bill Gates gave a speech. And in that speech, he apologized for
making the ctrl-alt-delete function on computers so complicated. But then he added,
I mean, I’m as sorry as I can be about something that made me $85 billion.” -James Corden

“I read that Taco Bell will start serving alcohol at some locations. So the next
time you think that YOU’RE having a bad day, imagine the guy who gets cut
off by the cashier at Taco Bell.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Over Eighty years ago, J. R. R. Tolkien’s book ‘The Hobbit’ was released. To
give you an idea what 80 years feels like, watch the movie.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband
until he agreed to see a doctor. Once there,
he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out.
Next to “Reason for visit?” he wrote, “My wife made me.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This historical film is a dramatization of the World War II Manhattan Project, which led to the development of the atomic bomb.

Answer: Fat Man and Little Boy!
During World War II, American General Leslie Groves (Paul Newman), the man who built the Pentagon, is placed in charge of the project to build an atomic bomb. Plagued by security concerns, personality clashes, and the novelty of the research itself, Groves nevertheless delivers the product in time to end the war.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A sensitive Viking, who doesn’t like the killing and pillaging lifestyle, convinces his comrades to seek out a horn whose sound will wake the gods and bring peace to the world.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
You awake inside a small transparent capsule sitting on the surface of Venus. From a small speaker you hear a voice that says, “We will leave you here either for a day or a year. If you choose to stay a day, we will give you $1 million. If you choose to stay a year, we will give you $2 million. Either way, you will have sufficient food and water. We will make sure the temperature is a constant 70 degrees Fahrenheit. We will also supply cable TV.”

What is your choice? (Don’t let money decide your answer).

ANSWER: Choose to stay one year and win $2 million. Venus takes 243 Earth days to rotate on its axis, but it takes 225 Earth days to go around the sun. On Venus a day is longer than a year.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A man wanted to encrypt his password but he needed to do it in a way so that he could remember it. His password is 7 characters long. The password consists of letters and numbers only (no symbols like ! or <). In order to remember it he wrote down “You force heaven to be empty.” Can you guess what his password is?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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