WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 8. 2024

Here’s The Story…..
I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow.
One day my daughter called home from college, and I announced to her,
“I think it’s time for us to talk about where I would like to be buried.”
“It’s way too soon to even think of anything like that,” she snapped
indignantly. Then there was a brief silence.
“Wait a minute, did you say married or buried?”
When I repeated buried, she said, “Oh, okay, sure. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new survey, about half of the world thinks kissing
is gross. That half is known as ‘married people.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man set a new world record after kicking himself in the head
134 times in one minute. He broke the previous record of zero.” -Conan O’Brien

“A winery in France is currently facing a rose shortage. For those of
you not familiar with these terms, a winery is a group of women
who have run out of rose.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying
by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked
the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change,
he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked,
“What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt.
I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!” 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A sensitive Viking, who doesn’t like the killing and pillaging lifestyle, convinces his
comrades to seek out a horn whose sound will wake the gods and bring peace to the world.

Answer: Erik the Viking!
Erik the Viking, not content with his life of raiding and pillaging, seeks the Horn Resounding, whose notes will wake the gods and stop humankind from warring and killing each other. He and his crew set out to find it, but a warlord whose livelihood depends on strife, tries to stop him, and when he finds the gods, they are less than receptive.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie was inspired by the musical “A Chorus Line”. The movie was supposed to be filmed at the High School of Performing Arts.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A man wanted to encrypt his password but he needed to do it in a way so that he could remember it. His password is 7 characters long. The password consists of letters and numbers only (no symbols like ! or <). In order to remember it he wrote down “You force heaven to be empty.” Can you guess what his password is?

ANSWER: U472BMT
Try prounouncing the answer “U Four Seven Two B M T”.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common phrase.

1. (Performances) (converse) (noisier) than (terms).
2. (More superior) (delayed) than (not at all).
3. (Sublime) (mental abilities) (contemplate) (similarly).

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