WELC0ME to MONDAY MAY 27. 2024
Here’s The Story….
The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance
company. “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”
“No,” I replied.
“Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”
“I really don’t have any,” I said.
“How about freeing up cash for home improvements?” he tried.
“I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid
cash,” I parried.
There was a brief silence, and then he asked, “Are you
looking for a husband?” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MEMORIAL DAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A study ranked the people in Minneapolis as the smartest
people in the U.S. New York didn’t even rank in the top 10.
That is so ‘non-good.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Last year everyone in New York watched the lighting of the
Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. This year, the lights
will be partly lit by the sun, in an effort to pretend to
care about the environment.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Earlier today, New Jersey announced this year’s inductees
into the New Jersey Hall of Fame. So congratulations to
‘trash’ and ‘raw sewage.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law
overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known
building to his son. “You see that triangular-shaped
octagon over there? That’s the Pentagon.”
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This emotional movie, directed by Oliver Stone, looks at the lives of a group of American soldiers as they fight in the jungles of Vietnam. Animosity between the two sergeants leads to a second ‘war’ within the group. It is seen from the perspective of a young recruit.
Answer: Platoon!
This emotional movie, directed by Oliver Stone, looks at the lives of a group of American soldiers as they fight in the jungles of Vietnam. Animosity between the two sergeants leads to a second ‘war’ within the group. It is seen from the perspective of a young recruit. All of the actors had to endure a 14 day boot camp before the shooting of the film took place. The budget for this movie was about $13 million, which was considered high at the time.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Famous archeologist, is hired by the U.S. Government.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
I am a solitary word, 5 letters long.
Behead me, and I am still the same.
Behead me again, and I am still the same.
What word am I?
ANSWER: Alone.
Behead me and I am Lone.
Behead me again and I am One.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- East – Up
- West – Oak
- Blog – Ranch
- Over – Plaint
- Outage – Ranger
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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