WELC0ME to TUESDAY MAY 28. 2024
Here’s The Story….
My job is in the aerospace industry, and it’s always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as
generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys,
I replied simply, “Defense contractor.”
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself.
Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“During his weekly address to the nation, the President discussed
higher education and said, ‘The most important skill you can sell is your
knowledge.’ Or as English majors working at Starbucks put it, ‘No it’s not.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Yesterday was the L.A. Marathon. It’s the only time of year you see someone
running in the streets of Los Angeles when it’s not the end of a car chase.” -Conan O’Brien
“March Madness is upon us. That’s the big tournament where you start out
with 64 teams and in only three weeks you’re down to no girlfriend.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window
of a lingerie store caught my eye. “Do you think Daddy would like this?” I asked
the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.
“No way,” my horrified six-year-old son replied. “Daddy would NEVER wear that!”
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Famous archeologist, is hired by the U.S. Government.
Answer: Ark of the Covenant!
Famous archeologist, Indiana Jones, is hired by the U.S. Government to find the
Ark of the Covenant. On his way he recruits the help of an old flame.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This person learns a dance routine when one of the women is recovering from an abortion and becomes Johnny’s lover.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other,
make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip,
move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- East – Up
- West – Oak
- Blog – Ranch
- Over – Plaint
- Outage – Ranger
ANSWER: 1. Eat – Sup
- Wet – Soak
- Log – Branch
- Overt – Plain
- Outrage – Anger
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
“Welcome back to the show. Before the break, Mr Ixolite here made it to our grand finale! How do you feel Mr.Ix?”
“Nervous.”
“Okay, now to win the star prize of one million pounds all you have to do is answer the following question in 90 seconds.”
“Okay, I’m ready.”
“Right. In 90 seconds name 100 words that do NOT contain the letter ‘A’. Start the clock!”
Can you help?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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