WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 30. 2024

Here’s The Story….
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.
Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling
in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only
slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.
Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock
room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?”
The Custodian looked at him gravely. “We trust them with the children, don’t we?” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SUPER THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, the largest producer of oil is now the United States.
So you know what that means – any day now we’ll be invading ourselves.” -Dave Letterman

“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids.
Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers 😳😳

“It’s a full moon this weekend. So if you see someone with long fingernails and howling
at the moon it’s probably just a werewolf or Gary Busey. Gary Busey doesn’t really exist.
That’s just a story to frighten children, isn’t it?” -Craig Ferguson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and message
and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit, or would that be too personal?”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
She is a steel worker by day and exotic dancer by night.

Answer: “Flashdance” (1983)
Alex Owens is a steel worker by day and exotic dancer by night.
Her dream is to get a place at a prestigious dance school

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Two guys are framed for a bank robbery and end up in prison. They are having difficulty adjusting to prison life,
until the warden finds that one guy has talent for riding broncos.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
I have a common English phrase. I feed this phrase into a computer translation program. This translates it into a foreign language then back into English again. Unfortunately, because computers do not understand idiom and sarcasm, the phrase has been changed. It now reads:

BLIND, INSANITY.

What was the original phrase?

ANSWER: Out of sight, out of mind.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?

A. BREATH
B. TEASER
C. RUTABAGA
D. POISON
E. COPPER

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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