WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 31. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived,
and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated.
Finally, she said, “I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can’t find it!”
The husband replied, “Aren’t you talking on it!?”
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in –
followed by, “You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!”😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track…an inch
between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.” -Henry Ward Beecher

“All animals, except man, know that the principle
business of life is to enjoy it.” -Samuel Butler

“All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable,
those who are movable; and those who move.” -Benjamin Franklin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences
that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question
“What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?”
I was expecting the answer “Madam, I’m Adam,”
but one student had a better reply: “Wow.”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Two guys are framed for a bank robbery and end up in prison. They are having difficulty adjusting to prison life,
until the warden finds that one guy has talent for riding broncos.

Answer: Stir Crazy
Skip and Harry are framed for a bank robbery and end up in prison. They are having difficulty adjusting to prison life,
until the warden finds that Skip has talent for riding broncos.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This story is about a karate master who agrees to teach a bullied boy karate and shows him that there is more to martial arts than fighting.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?

A. BREATH
B. TEASER
C. RUTABAGA
D. POISON
E. COPPER

ANSWER: POISON
Replace every instance of the word “times” with an ‘X’.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What same three letters fit into the following five combinations to form 5 words?

E _ _ _ P
_ _ _ C K
S _ _ _ S H
L I _ _ _ D
T E _ _ _ L A

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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