WELC0ME to THURSDAY JUNE 13. 2024

Here’s The Story….
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and I intended to stock up.
At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged
portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.

“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you
by the time you finish shopping.”

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the public-address
system: “Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts
please meet me at the back of the store.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SUPER GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Two thieves stole $16,000 worth of iPhones from a New York Apple store by dressing
as Apple ‘Geniuses.’ Police are on the lookout for two ‘Actual Geniuses.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A European perfume company has released a series of ‘Star Wars’ themed scents
called Empire, Jedi, and Amidala. It’s the perfect cologne for what is almost
certainly your first date.” -Seth Meyers

“Last night, the last primary was held in Washington, D.C. The primaries being
over reminds me what my brother used to say when I was a kid: ‘I’m going to
keep punching you in the face but it will feel so good when it’s over.'” -Stephen Colbert

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The company my brother worked for had a phone system that rerouted after-hours
calls. If any calls came in on a certain line while he was working late, Dave knew it
would be a wrong number. It got to the point where as soon as the phone rang,
Dave would pick up and say, “Psychic Hotline. I’m sorry, but you’ve dialed the wrong number.”
The caller would often reply with something like, “But I didn’t even ask to speak to
anyone yet. How did you know I dialed the wrong…. Oh!” (Click.) 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This film is a faithful version of George Orwell’s dystopian novel about life in a totalitarian future state.

Answer: 1984!
Winston Smith is a member of the Outer Party of the state of Oceania, one of three warring super-states in the year 1984. Smith’s job is to rectify printed material to conform to the Party’s ever-changing version of history. Smith meets and begins a love affair with his co-worker Julia, which is forbidden and leads to their arrests and torture. The film stars John Hurt, Susanna Hamilton, and Richard Burton, in his final role.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
In this science fiction thriller, a cyborg assassin goes back in time to eliminate the future leader of the human resistance fighters.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
After visiting my Great Aunt Annie, I travelled home in her old jalopy. The car was old
and battered, it had a leak from the petrol tank, and I was stuck in second gear.
This meant that I could only travel along at a steady 30 miles per hour and
managed a paltry 20 miles per gallon of fuel.
At the start of the journey, I had placed exactly 10 gallons of fuel into the tank.
I knew though, that the fuel tank lost fuel at the rate of half a gallon per hour.
Just as I arrived home, the car stopped because it had run out of fuel and I had only just made it.
How far was it from my Great Aunt’s to my home?

ANSWER: 150 miles.
I was travelling at 30mph at a rate of 20mpg, so I was using 1.5 gallons every hour for the driving itself. I was also losing 0.5 gallon every hour, so in total, I was using 2 gallons every hour. Therefore to use all of the 10 gallons I started with, I travelled for 5 hours.
5 hours at 30mph is 150 miles.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

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