WELC0ME to FRIDAY JUNE 14. 2024

Here’s The Story….
The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at the office.
“How was work today, dear?” his wife asks.
“Honey, please! I don’t want to talk about work right now!” he shouts.
“Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or how about a drink?” she asks oh so nicely.
“Listen,” he shouts again, “I’m not hungry, I’m not thirsty! Is that alright with you?
Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?”
At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment
in a mad rage. Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself,
“Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SUPER GREAT FATHERS DAY WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“New York City turned 352 years old yesterday, and
I have to say, it smells it.” -Seth Meyers

“A college student in Georgia was worried that his parents would be mad
at him for flunking English. So he tried to fake his own kidnapping. The parents
figured it out when the ransom note said, ‘We has your sun.'” -Conan O’Brien

“There’s a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future
generations. When you think about it, it’s hard to care.
What have these future generations ever done for us?” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies.
The machines’ conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them
from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder
and several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in the checkout line peered at my
purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, “Must be one heck of a baby!” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In this science fiction thriller, a cyborg assassin goes back in time to
eliminate the future leader of the human resistance fighters.

Answer: The Terminator!
A cybernetic organism is sent back in time to kill Los Angeles waitress Sarah Connor, whose future son will lead the human rebels in the year 2029. A human soldier is also sent back to protect her from the assassin. The film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, and Michael Biehn.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A comedy in which a dying rich woman seeks to transfer her soul into that of a younger woman she hires.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

ANSWER: What goes up must come down.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
1-2-3-4-5-6

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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