WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 19. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called
to inquire when he could work on her car. “I’m not busy now,” he replied. “bring it right in.”
A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car
perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit. “Wow!” Remarked Wayne. “That’s great driving.
Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit.”
She looked blankly at him and asked, “What pit?” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The movie ‘Noah’ is an adaptation from the Bible, of course. For some of you young people,
the Bible is like a long papery tweet from God.” -Craig Ferguson
“The administration announced it is going to require colleges and vocational schools
to demonstrate that they are properly preparing students for jobs after college. So don’t be
surprised if your chemistry class tomorrow is all about how to make a cappuccino.” -Seth Meyers
“Best Buy will start selling solar panels in an effort to promote energy conservation. Best Buy
says you can find the panels right next to the 300 flat-screen TVs they leave on all day.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the lead car with our gear, and my
husband followed in the station wagon. At a tollbooth, I realized that we hadn’t divided the
cash supply, and my husband didn’t have any money. I paid a double toll, explaining to the
woman attendant, “I’m paying for the car behind me. He has all those children and no money.”
Without cracking a smile, she replied, “Good! Keep him that way.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An alien lands in New York City and tries to blend in but is pursued by two men who wish to return him to his home planet.
Answer: The Brother from Another Planet!
A mute, three toed alien, who resembles a black human male, lands in New York City. He manages to fit in with residents of Harlem, and becomes an electronics technician as he can repair machines by holding his hand over them. He is pursued by two mysterious “men in black”, who are trying to return him to his home world.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A saxophone player in a Russian circus band defects during the troupe’s tour of New York City.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In each group below, the three words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each group.
Example: plo___, tho___, to___ would be plough, though, tough.
- c___, forw___, rew___
- cr___, p___, sk___
- b___, d___, g___
ANSWER: 1. card, forward, reward
- crier, pier, skier
- bone, done, gone
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.
What has just been described?
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