WELC0ME to THURSDAY JUNE 20. 2024

Here’s The Story….
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my
dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition.
The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test
drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car
broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.

When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the
driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me
with a smile and said, “Well, now, what is it going to take
to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study found that a small nuclear war could actually
reverse the effects of global warming. I don’t want to
sound selfish, but that sounds easier than going through
my garbage.” -Jimmy Fallon

“You can’t smoke outdoors in New York City anymore. If they
catch you it’s a $50 fine ? same as murder.” -David Letterman

“Charlie Sheen said that you can’t compare him to other
people because he has ‘tiger blood.’ Then Tiger Woods said,
‘I have Charlie Sheen blood.'” -Jay Leno

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To prepare for my daughter’s First Communion, I called the
church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of
her baptismal certificate.

We lived there for only a short while, so I didn’t know the
clergy well. When the secretary asked me the name of the
father, I told her that I couldn’t remember.

After a brief silence, she said, “Ma’am, I’m talking about
the name of the baby’s father.”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A saxophone player in a Russian circus band defects during the troupe’s tour of New York City.

Answer: Moscow on the Hudson!
Vladimir Ivanoff plays saxophone in a band attached to a Russian circus. He lives in an overcrowded apartment, must wait in line for food, and listens to his friend Anatoly plot to defect to America. During a tour of New York, Vladimir defects, while Anatoly gets cold feet. Even though life in America is rough, Vladimir soon realizes after meeting with other immigrants how good life in America is compared to Russia.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A trio of parapsychologists, fired from their university, start a business catching and trapping ghosts in New York City.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.

What has just been described?

ANSWER: The Great Lakes: Superior, Michigan, Huron, Erie, Ontario
There are five, lakes being blue (as in true blue). Lake Michigan belongs to the United States, the other lakes are shared by the United States and Canada. The lakes are part of a chain, with locks between some of them. Many shipwrecks occur by grounding on rocks in shallow water. The initials spell “homes”, which are found in neighborhoods.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Each group of definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing. The length of the words in each group is provided.

1) a long step & a conflict or struggle & to hit sharply (6 letters)
2) medicinal ointment & a device that regulates flow through a pipe & to divide into two equal parts (5 letters)
3) not coarse & a musical instrument & a collection of papers (4 letters)
4) meager & sweet baked good & storage room for food (6 letters)

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