WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 24. 2024

Here’s The Story….
Recently in Traffic Court a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified
that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there.
The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him
again, and the man replied that he would.
The Judge then said, “Good. When you see the Officer again,
tell him he owes you $57. Next.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The average American citizen – you hear the statistic all the time – works six months
out of the year for the government. That’s how difficult the taxes are in this country.
We work six months out of the year. Government employees don’t even do that.” -Dave Letterman

“A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing store mannequins
talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the inventor, ‘
The idea came to me in a nightmare.'” -Seth Meyers

“The movie ‘Noah’ came out. It follows the story of a family trying to
survive God’s wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that’s more
commonly known, a Carnival Cruise.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork
sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as the weeks
went by they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.
He told them, “Don’t worry. The wurst is yet to come.” 😳😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This powerful film tells the story of a Cambodian man’s escape from
the Khmer Rouge regime in the late 1970s.

Answer: The Killing Fields!
Dith Pran is a Cambodian journalist covering the civil war with American reporter Sidney Schanberg. When the Khmer Rouge take over the country, Pran is put into a labor camp. He escapes and encounters another faction of the Khmer Rouge. Pran becomes a servant for the camp leader, and manages to escape when the leader is killed in factional fighting. Pran survives great danger and unspeakable horror to make it to Thailand and freedom.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A medical student gets in trouble when he tries to treat patients with humor and understanding, rather than cold logic.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Which abbreviation from Group A should be in Group B?

GROUP A
adj.
B.C.
etc.
No.
pl.

GROUP B
a
A.D.
c
e.g.
i.e.

ANSWER: etc.
All the words from GROUP B are all Latin abbreviations used commonly in the English language, whereas GROUP A, with the exception of “etc.” are all abbreviations from the English language.
a = ante (before)
A.D. = Anno Domini (in the year of the lord, however commonly incorrectly translated as “after death”)
c = circa (about)
e.g. = exempli gratia (for example)
i.e. = id est (that is)
etc. = et cetera (and the rest)

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. “Who is this incredibly fine archer?” cried the duke. “I must find him!”

After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets. “You didn’t just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?” asked the duke worriedly. “No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold
holy.” “That is truly astonishing,” said the duke. “I hereby admit you into my service.”

The boy thanked him profusely. “But I must ask one favor in return,” the duke continued. “You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot.”

How’d he get to be such a good shot?

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