WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 2, 2024
Here’s The Story….
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news
to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some
of her parents’ private conversations. One day when Diane and her
4-year-old were shopping a woman asked the
little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
“Yes!” the 4-year-old said, “and I know what we are going to name it,
too. If it’s a girl we’re going to call her Christina,
and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The owner of a clown motel in Nevada is looking to sell it. The clown
motel is like any other motel, except it only has one parking spot.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing
catnip, water, and organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with
their pets. Said the cats, “Yeah, I’d love to, but I actually have a thing tonight.'” -Seth Meyers
“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating
too much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which
children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to
apply for a driver’s license and has to take an eye test.
They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “I know that guy!” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A journalist is assigned to cover a motorcycle race in Las Vegas, which he
and his attorney friend turn into a drug-fueled weekend of excess.
Answer: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Based on the book by Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp stars as Raoul Duke, a writer covering a motorcycle race in Las Vegas. Along for the ride is his friend and attorney Dr. Gonzo (Benicio Del Toro). The men do an exorbitant amount of drugs, trash their hotel room, and crash a convention of narcotics officers, but Duke manages to get the story written
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A company of U.S. soldiers tries to take a hill from the Japanese during the World War II Battle of Guadalcanal.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A part of the body is hidden in each of the following sentences.
The first sentence contains “head.” Can you find the rest?
- The ad is for Monday’s sale.
- The tour group can go to either country.
- My car makes funny noises sometimes.
- Sarah and Tony are getting married.
- That casino seems shady.
- Can’t you see that Hank needs help?
- The sea is so calm out here.
- Would you like to go surfing, Erin?
ANSWER: 1. head
- toe
- arm
- hand
- nose
- knee
- mouth
- finger
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
My first is purple, fit for a king,
My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.
My third is red, July’s birthstone as well,
My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.
My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,
My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat’s eye.
Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April’s stone,
Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.
Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,
And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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