WELC0ME to THURSDAY JULY 4, 2024

Here’s The Story….
Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, eh?”
Pauly says, “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and
remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!”
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says
“Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well now! If you’re so happy just over having this new job,
I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your paycheck!”
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a
handful of quarters from his pocket, and says “You mean they’ll PAY me on top of it?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT JULY 4 HOLIDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A bar in NYC is installing a breathalyzer. If your drunk, it advises you
not to drive. If you’re really, really drunk, it advises you not to call your old girlfriend.

“This is the kind of thing that would bum out any young guy. I just found
out my father lost his hair–in a slap fight.” –Vernon Chatman

“According to a Cosmo poll, 13 percent of all men admit they have tried on
a bra. The sad part, 43 percent of American men actually need one.” –Jay Len

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text;
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send
me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,
send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
He replied, “I am in the bathroom. Please advise.” 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An American high school student follows in the footsteps of his older brother, an avowed white supremacist.

Answer: American History X!
High school student Danny Vinyard (Edward Furlong) is assigned to write a paper on his older brother Derek (Edward Norton), a white supremacist imprisoned for manslaughter. Derek has become disillusioned with the white power movement, and upon his release tries to steer Danny away from it and the consequences that come with it.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A high school nerd and his sister are transported into the perfect world of a 1950’s television show.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What king can you make if you take
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?

ANSWER: A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle
of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Oh no!! The charge nurse accidentally shredded the patient assignment list for the nurses at General Hospital. Use the clues to determine each nurse’s first and last name, their patient’s first name, age, and health condition.
Nurse first names: Molly, James, John, Linda, Rose

Nurse last names: Smith, Ash, Silva, Jacks, Jones

Patient ages: 68, 15, 28, 31, 45

Patient conditions: broken leg, heart attack, coma, pneumonia, cancer.

Patient names: Mark, Emily, Liz, Andrew, Mindy

Emily is 31 years old.

The five nurses are: Miss Ash, the one caring for the coma patient, Rose, the man taking care of the 68 year old patient, and James Silva.

The five patients are: the 45 year old female cardiac patient, the cancer patient, Mindy, the 15 year old coma patient, and the female pneumonia patient who graduated high school about 12 years ago.

Liz is younger than Mr. Jones’ cancer patient but older than Andrew.

Miss Ash’s patient has pneumonia.

Smith’s patient, Mindy, is younger than the cardiac patient, but older than Molly’s pediatric patient.

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