WELC0ME to FRIDAY JULY 5, 2024

Here’s The Story….
In a recent computer software engineering course, the participants
were given an awkward question to answer:
If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of
programmers had been responsible for the flight control software,
how many of you would disembark immediately?
Among the many raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When
asked what HE would do, he replied that he would be quite content to
stay on board. With his team’s software, he reasoned, the plane was
unlikely to even taxi as far as the end of the runway, let alone leave the ground!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A college student in Georgia was worried that his parents would
be mad at him for flunking English. So he tried to fake his own
kidnapping. The parents figured it out when the ransom note
said, ‘We has your son.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced he will star in a low-budget
horror movie called ‘The Toxic Avenger.’ He wreaks havoc. He’s a monster.
I have no idea what he’ll do in the movie.” -Craig Ferguson

“A 19-year-old student in Lawrenceville, Georgia, was failing English and
he didn’t want to tell his parents about it. So he faked his own kidnapping.
He texted his parents and said he’s been abducted. It sounds like a
terrible Liam Neeson movie.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Five Jewish men who influenced
the history of Western civilization.
Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is everything.
Einstein said everything is relative.

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A high school nerd and his sister are transported into the perfect world of a 1950’s television show.

Answer: Pleasantville!
Siblings David (Tobey Maguire) and Jennifer (Reese Witherspoon) are transported into the TV show “Pleasantville” by a magic remote control. The people in the show know nothing of sex, fires, or the world outside of their perfect little town. David tries to conform to the show’s rules, while Jennifer disrupts things, leading to wrenching changes, which some people welcome and some do not.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A labor lawyer finds himself pursued by government agents looking for a disc that contains vital evidence.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Oh no!! The charge nurse accidentally shredded the patient assignment list for the nurses at General Hospital. Use the clues to determine each nurse’s first and last name, their patient’s first name, age, and health condition.
Nurse first names: Molly, James, John, Linda, Rose

Nurse last names: Smith, Ash, Silva, Jacks, Jones

Patient ages: 68, 15, 28, 31, 45

Patient conditions: broken leg, heart attack, coma, pneumonia, cancer.

Patient names: Mark, Emily, Liz, Andrew, Mindy

Emily is 31 years old.

The five nurses are: Miss Ash, the one caring for the coma patient, Rose, the man taking care of the 68 year old patient, and James Silva.

The five patients are: the 45 year old female cardiac patient, the cancer patient, Mindy, the 15 year old coma patient, and the female pneumonia patient who graduated high school about 12 years ago.

Liz is younger than Mr. Jones’ cancer patient but older than Andrew.

Miss Ash’s patient has pneumonia.

Smith’s patient, Mindy, is younger than the cardiac patient, but older than Molly’s pediatric patient.

ANSWER: Molly Jacks is taking care of 15 year old coma patient, Andrew.

James Silva is taking care of 45 year old heart attack patient, Liz.

John Jones is taking care of 68 year old cancer patient, Mark.

Linda Ash is taking care of 31 year old pneumonia patient, Emily.

Rose Smith is taking care of 28 year old broken leg patient, Mindy.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Susan needed to go to the store to buy some ingredients
to cook with. She started writing them down:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Baking Soda
Cashews
Oranges
Vinegar
Lemon Juice

What was Susan making?

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