WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 8, 2024
Here’s The Story….
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came
to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?”
“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don’t
feed them like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.” Then he fined the farmer.
Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer
answered, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them fish, whole grains, hot corn
mash and as much fresh fruit and vegetables as I can get my hands on. Why?”
“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that
you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer. Finally, another man came in and asked the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a minute of careful thought: “Well, I give five
dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever it is they want.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid
to say and then don’t say it.” -Sam Levenson
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them
where they’re going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg
“You need to be careful when writing comments,” our principal told
the faculty. He held a report card for a Susan Crabbe. A colleague
had written, “Susan is beginning to come out of her shell.”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore. 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A labor lawyer finds himself pursued by government agents looking for a disc that contains vital evidence.
Answer: Enemy of the State
Labor lawyer Robert Dean (Will Smith) has a disc, which contains evidence of the murder of a congressman, slipped into his shopping bag by an old friend who is then murdered by rogue government agents. Believing that Dean knows the contents of the disc and is concealing it, the agents proceed to destroy Dean’s life. An honest, intelligence agent helps Dean expose the truth and clear his name.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A worker ant falls in love with the colony’s princess and seeks out a land of paradise with her.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Susan needed to go to the store to buy some ingredients
to cook with. She started writing them down:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Baking Soda
Cashews
Oranges
Vinegar
Lemon Juice
What was Susan making?
Answer: A shopping list.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
In each equation below, part of a common name has been replaced with a definition for a word that is contained within that name. By answering the definition and completing the equation, you will find the name.
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)
- Put on clothes + ald
- Fishing pole + ney
- P+ make a mistake + y
- Be in debt + n
- That girl + r + adult guy
- D + eager
- B + lease an apartment
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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