WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 9, 2024
Here’s The Story….
One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return
to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound
that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.
She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders.
After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door.
Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart
beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.
This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg!
That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the
foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.
The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly
marked the path from bed to the bathroom. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A spokesman for the Royal Family says that Prince William and Kate
Middleton’s upcoming family trip to Canada will be a ‘largely casual’
and a ‘highly outdoors’ event. Then normal people said, ‘So…camping.
You’re going camping.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Here in California over the weekend, a woman gave birth in a Barnes
& Noble bookstore. Apparently she did this in the New Releases section.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study suggests that ‘starchiness’ should be added as a new taste
to the five basic tastes that humans can detect. One researcher’s wife said,
‘Next time you can just say you didn’t like it.'” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.
“These four-in-hands with their tiny knots are so un-stylish,”
I complained. He asked, “Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?”
I replied, “It doesn’t matter if you Windsor knot,
it’s how you play the game! 😳😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A worker ant falls in love with the colony’s princess and seeks out a land of paradise with her.
Answer: Antz!
In this animated film, worker ant Z (Woody Allen), tired of conformity, switches places with a soldier ant and survives a battle with termites. Now a hero, Z falls in love with Princess Bala and pretends to kidnap her, searching for “Insectopia”, a mythical place of peace and plenty. Bala and Z return to the colony and must overthrow a mad general who wants to drown everyone and start his own colony with Bala as his Queen.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Two factions of toys, designed to be enemies, become dangerous due to the military grade computer chips they contain.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
In each equation below, part of a common name has been replaced with a definition
for a word that is contained within that name. By answering the definition and
completing the equation, you will find the name.
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)
- Put on clothes + ald
- Fishing pole + ney
- P+ make a mistake + y
- Be in debt + n
- That girl + r + adult guy
- D + eager
- B + lease an apartment
Answer: 1. Don + ald = Donald
- Rod + ney = Rodney
- P + err + y = Perry
- Owe + n = Owen
- She + r + man = Sherman
- D + avid = David
- B + rent = Brent
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
What do these groups of words have in common?
- Man true, hairy
- Son nick, yard rich
- Son will, row wood
- Grant, us list you
- More fill, lard mill
- Ding hard, wren war
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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