WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JULY 10, 2024
Here’s The Story….
A young college girl came running in tears to her father.
“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried.
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the world,”
he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.” “I don’t think so,” she sniffed.
“They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A federal court just ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now
a federal crime. So if you’ve been looking for a way to send your
parents to prison, here’s your chance.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a
food truck that serves the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese.
It’s all in keeping with the school’s motto:
‘It’s Never Too Early To Give Up.'” -Conan O’Brien
“China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country
in the world. They could become the richest, but that’s only if we pay
them the money we owe them, and that’s not going to happen.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska,
I got a call from the Navy in the nearby city of Adak. They had lost
contact with one of their planes and needed the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to find it.
I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been spotted so we would know where to search.
“I can’t tell you,” the Navy man said. “That’s classified.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Two factions of toys, designed to be enemies, become dangerous
due to the military grade computer chips they contain.
Answer: Small Soldiers!
Desiring to create toys that are interactive, two designers equip the units, the “Commando Elite” soldier toys and their enemies, the alien “Gorgonites”, with military grade microchips. The toys, which can think and learn, fight their war with two suburban families in the middle of the chaos.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
In a case of mistaken identity, an unemployed slacker is mistaken for a wealthy philanthropist.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What do these groups of words have in common?
- Man true, hairy
- Son nick, yard rich
- Son will, row wood
- Grant, us list you
- More fill, lard mill
- Ding hard, wren war
Answer: If you read the words in each group from right to left, each group sounds out the name of a US President, with commas separating the first and last names.
- Harry Tru-man
- Rich-ard Nix-on
- Wood-row Wil-son
- U-lyss-es Grant
- Mil-lard Fill-more
- War-ren Har-ding
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
This word has 10 letters namely
1234567890
1234 – carries heredity
456 – is a period of time
567 – is a pest
and 890 – is a charged particle
What is the word?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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