WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 29, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.
Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling
in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day.

The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system
only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.

Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the
stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?”

The Custodian looked at him gravely. “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

According to a new study, the largest producer of oil is now the United States. So you
know what that means – any day now we’ll be invading ourselves.” -Dave Letterman

“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids.
Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers 😳😳

“It’s a full moon this weekend. So if you see someone with long fingernails and howling
at the moon it’s probably just a werewolf or Gary Busey. Gary Busey doesn’t really exist.
That’s just a story to frighten children, isn’t it?” -Craig Ferguson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and
message and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit,
or would that be too personal?” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the story of Ichabod Crane, a policeman sent to a small town to investigate a series of grizzly murders, involving decapitation. When he arrives he learns of the myth of the headless horseman, whom the locals think is responsible for the deaths. Name this movie.

Answer: Sleepy Hollow
“Sleepy Hollow” (1999) won an Oscar for Best Art Direction-Set Decoration. Johnny Depp plays the role of Ichabod Crane.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Musician playing boss’ secretary in comedy film.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
A potato’s key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.
What am I?

Answer: A television remote control.

Often used by a “couch potato”.
Channels are most often changed between programs, which end on the hour or half-hour.
If you lose the batteries, the only way to control the TV is by hand.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In Tyria, 5 dragon eggs are about to hatch, and people from all over the land have gathered for the big event. After hatching, each dragon sought out a human companion from the crowd, with whom they would form a lifelong bond. No 2 dragons are the same color, and each human chosen lives in a different village. From the clues below, can you determine the name, color and hatching order of each dragon, as well as the name and village of their chosen companions?

1) The dragon that will reside in Cranston hatched before Krale and after the one that bonded with Ahren.

2) Evan (who is not from Greystone) was not chosen by Zuria, nor was he chosen by the green dragon.

3) Azazeal (who did not hatch 4th) hatched before the red dragon, but after the bronze (who did not choose Raven).

4) No dragon chose a human whose name begins with the same letter as their own. On the same note, no dragon’s name begins with the same letter as their color.

5) The dragons hatched in the following order: Bael, the one whose companion is from Cairn, the blue dragon, the purple dragon, and the one who chose Jaron.

6) Jaabel did not choose Brandon (who isn’t from Summerhaven), or Raven (who isn’t from Shadowbrook).

7) Raven of Summerhaven was honored to have been chosen by Azazeal.

8) Jaabel hatched before the dragon that bonded with Brandon and after the one that will go to Shadowbrook with Ahren.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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