WELC0ME to THURSDAY AUGUST 1, 2024
[These crack me up no matter how many times I read them!]
** THE NAME GAME **
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him
to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to
marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and
married Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop
Doggy Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe
Alou, he’d be Boog Alou.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then
Nathan Hale, she’d be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor),
King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert
Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar
Mayer Wiener. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“New York is facing an infestation of bed bugs. Bed bugs
can live up to a year without feeding. They’re like super-
models.” -Craig Ferguson
“A new study found that heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers,
but the ways they die are a lot more embarrassing.”
-Jimmy Fallon
“Congress is very upset with Roger Clemens because they feel
like they were lied to. Good! Now they know how we feel.”
-Jay Leno
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally,
one of them jumped up and yelled at the other ,”What about
the powerful interest that controls you?”
And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of
this!” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Bror von Blixen-Finecke was the real-life Swedish nobleman described in the autobiographical movie!
Answer: Baron Bror Blixen in “Out of Africa”.
Bror von Blixen-Finecke was the real-life Swedish nobleman described in the autobiographical book “Out of Africa” by Isek Dinesen, pseudonym of the baron’s wife Karen Blixen. Seven Oscars were awarded for this 1985 film. Beginning in the 1960s on stage and on TV, “Mephisto” (1981) started Brandauer’s international career which included “Bond” movie “Never Say Never Again” (1983), “The Russia House” (1990) and “White Fang” (1991)
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Playing Doc Brown in the trilogy starting with “Back to the Future” (1985), Lloyd is said to have taken inspiration from Albert Einstein and the conductor Leopold Stokowski, who was noted for his baton-free conducting style (waving his hands about).
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
One day, five mothers each brought their only child to the zoo. The children had a glorious time together watching the different animals and eating their favorite snacks. The kids were so good, at the end of the day each mother let her child get one item from the souvenir shop as they were leaving the zoo. Can you determine the full name of each child, each child’s favorite snack and animal, and the souvenir each brought home?
- Julia, who loves cotton candy, didn’t like the elephants. Mary didn’t get a caramel apple. The child who got the stuffed animal liked the giraffes best.
- Alan Rivera, the girl who liked the lions, and the child who got the activity set didn’t want to leave the zoo.
- Neither of the boys got fried dough, but one got nachos and the other one liked the monkeys best. Tom didn’t get a poster.
- The Gomez child almost got a coloring book with Mary but finally decided on a poster.
- Tom, whose last name isn’t Lozada, got a toy gun but didn’t get a caramel apple. The Rodriguez child had fried dough.
- Beth, who didn’t like the giraffes or the elephants best, got an activity set.
Answer: Alan Rivera: nachos, giraffes, stuffed animal
Beth Lozada: caramel apple, seals, activity set
Julia Gomez: cotton candy, lions, poster
Mary Rodriguez: fried dough, elephants, coloring book
Tom Gonzalez: popcorn, monkeys, toy gun
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word
phrase in the form “, , and “. Number 7 is in the form “, , or _“.
Example:
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”
- Palm, Pool, Protected
- Deer, Chose, Goat
- Life, Stork, Prune
- Bomb, Click, Scary
- Pup, Cup, Convey
- Smell, Took, Sandal
- Spin, Clues, Law
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