WELC0ME to MONDAY AUGUST 5, 2024
Here’s The Story…
I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to
carefully note in large clear letters, “Meatloaf” or “Pot Roast” or “Steak and
Vegetables or “Chicken and Dumplings” or “Beef Pot Pie.”
However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted
for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So,
I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes.
If you look in my freezer now you’ll see a whole new set of labels. You’ll find
dinners with neat little tags that say: “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know,”
“I Don’t Care,” “Something Good,” or “Food.” My frustration is now reduced
because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him
what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Scientists in London say they have invented a process that can actually turn light
into matter, but warned people that their results won’t be visible to the human eye.
Well, in that case, I invented it too.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A group of scientists have started attaching sensors to sharks to help predict hurricane
intensity. They’re hoping the information they gather will save enough lives to offset the
number of lives lost attaching sensors to sharks.” -Seth Meyers
“A Japanese company unveiled a robot that can tell jokes and then detect if the
joke was well received. In a related story, I start my shift at Quiznos tomorrow.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Marine Captain stationed in Okinawa, Japan, Breaking silence I was accompanying
the assistant commandant on his inspection of the troops. To break the silence, the
general would ask some of the Marines standing at attention which outfit they were
serving with. Ramrod straight, each would respond, “Marine Air Group 36, sir,” or
“Second Marine Division, General.” But near the end of the inspection, when the
general asked a young private, “Which outfit are you in?”
The Marine replied, “Dress blues with medals, sir!” 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Playing Doc Brown in the trilogy starting with “Back to the Future” (1985), Lloyd is said to have taken inspiration from Albert Einstein and the conductor Leopold Stokowski, who was noted for his baton-free conducting style (waving his hands about).
Answer: “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975)
Playing Doc Brown in the trilogy starting with “Back to the Future” (1985), Lloyd is said to have taken inspiration from Albert Einstein and the conductor Leopold Stokowski, who was noted for his baton-free conducting style (waving his hands about). Best known for this role and that of Jim Ignatowski in the TV series “Taxi” (1978-83), his character Doc Brown was the inventor of the time machine built into the DeLorean gull-winged car.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Musician playing Auntie Entity, ruthless ruler of Bartertown
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word
phrase in the form “, , and “. Number 7 is in the form “, , or _“.
Example:
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”
- Palm, Pool, Protected
- Deer, Chose, Goat
- Life, Stork, Prune
- Bomb, Click, Scary
- Pup, Cup, Convey
- Smell, Took, Sandal
- Spin, Clues, Law
Answer: 1. Calm, Cool, and Collected
- Ear, Nose, and Throat
- Knife, Fork, and Spoon
- Tom, Dick, and Harry
- Up, Up, and Away
- Bell, Book, and Candle
- Win, Lose, or Draw
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted
(example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the
position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.
1) a person of small stature (4 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a track worn by a wheel
2) unmistakably evident(5 letters) & (delete 1st letter) having a strong unpleasant smell
3) of or relating to the universe (6 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) causing laughter or amusement
4) animal skin that is prepared for use (7 letters) & (delete 2nd letter) a foam formed when soap is agitated in water
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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