WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 6, 2024

Here’s The Story…
A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and
the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said,
“I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can’t find it!”
The husband replied, “Aren’t you talking on it!?”
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in –
followed by, “You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track…an inch
between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.” -Henry Ward Beecher

“All animals, except man, know that the principle
business of life is to enjoy it.” -Samuel Butler

“All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable,
those who are movable; and those who move.” -Benjamin Franklin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that
are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question
“What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?”
I was expecting the answer “Madam, I’m Adam,”
but one student had a better reply: “Wow.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Musician playing Auntie Entity, ruthless ruler of Bartertown

Answer: “Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome”.
Tina Turner usually played herself in films so this 1985 film was a change and her only appearance in the “Mad Max” series. She also performed two songs: “One of the Living” during the opening credits and “We Don’t Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)” over the end credits, the latter proving to be one of her best performing singles during her half-century singing career.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Comedienne who, along with Bette Midler, played two sets of twins.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted
(example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the
position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) a person of small stature (4 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a track worn by a wheel
2) unmistakably evident(5 letters) & (delete 1st letter) having a strong unpleasant smell
3) of or relating to the universe (6 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) causing laughter or amusement
4) animal skin that is prepared for use (7 letters) & (delete 2nd letter) a foam formed when soap is agitated in water

Answer: 1) runt & rut
2) frank & rank
3) cosmic & comic
4) leather & lather

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)

1. When you g___ up, I will let you climb the ship’s p___.
2. Do you want to be a ri___ swimmer or an ocean di___?
3. The strongest oarsman in the boat is a po___ ro___.
4. The cheap tickets didn’t al___ them to go be___ deck.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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