WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 7, 2024
Here’s The Story…
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called
the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.
“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.
“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows
called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The CEO of Starbucks has pledged to hire 10,000 refugees. So if you think they’re
writing your name incorrectly on the cups now…” -Conan O’Brien
“The world’s first supermarket chain to only sell vegan foods, which was called Veganz
with a ‘z,’ has announced they will have to declare bankruptcy and shut all their stores.
When asked what went wrong, the vegan supermarket said, ‘We’re a vegan supermarket.'” -James Corden
“According to a new poll, Chris Christie currently has the lowest approval rating for any
governor in any state, in over 20 years. ‘Wow,’ said former Illinois
Gov. Rod Blagojevich from prison.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
t was time for the final and the student depending upon getting
at least one right answer on the chemistry test.
The question was “If H2O if water, what is H2O4?”
This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning. 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Comedienne who, along with Bette Midler, played two sets of twins.
Answer: “Big Business”.
This 1988 comedy drew inspiration from Shakespeare’s “Comedy of Errors”, Aesop’s “The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse” and Mark Twain’s “The Prince and the Pauper”. More recently Tomlin, who also appeared in the 1980 film “9 to 5” with Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda, appeared opposite Jane Fonda in the comedy TV series “Grace and Frankie”, which ran for seven seasons from 2015.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Bodybuilding actor, last of a group of soldiers encountering an alien.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)
- When you g___ up, I will let you climb the ship’s p___.
- Do you want to be a ri___ swimmer or an ocean di___?
- The strongest oarsman in the boat is a po___ ro___.
- The cheap tickets didn’t al___ them to go be___ deck.
Answer: 1. grow prow
- river diver
- power rower
- allow below
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
My story whispers ancient lore;
The force at times my rings will hide.
I’ve sixty minions, maybe more:
Those unseen, these by my side.
Wand’ring far from glowing light,
Shape-shifting puzzles curious eyes;
Oft my glorious rings shine bright,
While men debate my family’s size.
My aspect seems to wax and wane,
As the force dictates the deed;
My namesake ruled vast fields of grain,
But, legends tell, devoured his seed.
What am I?
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