WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 8, 2024
Here’s The Story…
There were two good ol’ boys from the South, who love to
fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard
about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake
was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to
the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle.
One of them said, “We’re gonna need an ice pick.” So they
got that, and they took off.
In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and
said, “We’re gonna need another dozen ice picks.”
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions,
but money is money, so he didn’t. He sold him the picks,
and the old boy left. In about an hour, he was back. Said,
“We’re gonna need all the ice picks you’ve got!”
The bait man couldn’t stand it any longer. “By the way,” he
asked, “how are you fellows doing?”
“Not very well at all,” he said. “We ain’t even got the boat
in the water yet.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for
the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or
a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
Halfway through a romantic dinner out, my husband smiled
and said, “You look so beautiful under these lights.” I was
falling in love all over again when he added, “We gotta get
some of these lights.”
Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a local
pub reads “Be safe: Don’t drink and drive. But please still
drink.”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Like most puppies, mine is not finicky about what he puts
in his mouth. He Eats anything. But the day he swallowed
a quarter, I panicked and called the vet.
“What should I do?” I pleaded over the phone.
My extremely laid-back vet answered calmly, “Swallowing a
quarter is nothing to worry about. But if he does it again
and a can of pop shoots out of his rear, give me a call.”😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Bodybuilding actor, last of a group of soldiers encountering an alien.
Answer: “Blade Runner”.
Rutger Hauer was not auditioned as such for the role but chosen by the director Ridley Scott, based purely on his performances in three films by the Dutch film maker Paul Verhoeven. Hauer is also known for his “Tears in rain” death scene in “Blade Runner”, which he partially rewrote to great effect. Perhaps his best known American film role.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Dutch actor, leader of the replicants.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
My story whispers ancient lore;
The force at times my rings will hide.
I’ve sixty minions, maybe more:
Those unseen, these by my side.
Wand’ring far from glowing light,
Shape-shifting puzzles curious eyes;
Oft my glorious rings shine bright,
While men debate my family’s size.
My aspect seems to wax and wane,
As the force dictates the deed;
My namesake ruled vast fields of grain,
But, legends tell, devoured his seed.
What am I?
Answer: The planet Saturn
Saturn is named after the Roman god of the harvest. When the force of gravity causes Earth’s orbit to take us into the plane of Saturn’s rings, they seem to disappear, and the shape of the planet appears to change. Most of Saturn’s 60 or more moons are visible only through strong telescopes. The sixth planet from the Sun in the Solar System, Saturn receives little heat and light. There is still controversy about the number of planets in the “family” of the Solar System. With the demotion of Pluto, some say there are eight planets. However, counting Pluto and also the dwarf planets Eris and Ceres, others would say there are eleven known planets. As the god of the harvest, Saturn ruled over all agriculture. Because he feared his children were about to kill him, he devoured them.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Each of the clues below describe a name of a candy.
Can you name that candy? Example: Earth’s neighbor = Mars.
- Quiet giggles from the back of the room
- Infant child of The Sultan of Swat (2)
- Cow juice / cowboy clothes (2)
- Baby chick chirps
- Male parental unit that plays guitar (2)
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