WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 13, 2024
Music Styles
JAZZ
Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
BLUES
Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
WORLD MUSIC
Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
OPERA
People singing when they should be talking.
RAP
People talking when they should be singing.
CLASSICAL
Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
FOLK
Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
BIG BAND
20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
HEAVY METAL:
Codpiece and chaps
HOUSE MUSIC
OK as long as it’s not the house next door.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer
to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits
who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.” –Ransom K. Ferm
“The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.” -Paul Valery
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe
is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even
more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which
states that this has already happened.” -Douglas Adams
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Our cat, Figaro, comes home between 10 or 11 at night to eat. If he’s late,
I turn on the carport light and call him until he appears.
One day my daughter was explaining to a friend where we live, and her friend said,
“Is that anywhere near the house where the woman stands
on her steps late at night and sings opera?” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Bodybuilder actor.
Answer: “The Empire Strikes Back” (1980).
Masked by a helmet and voiced by James Earl Jones, David Prowse played the role of Darth Vader in the first three of the “Star Wars” films made. Prowse was originally offered the Chewbacca role but turned it down. A former Olympic fencer did the lightsaber fight scenes and, as Prowse’s English accent was deemed unacceptable, James Earl James did the speaking. Because of his habit of leaking information, Prowse was filmed declaring that Obi-Wan Kenobi was Luke’s father, with James Earl Jones voicing the correct version during editing.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Don Johnston finds his life falling apart after a breakup. He receives an anonymous letter than
he has a long lost 19 year old son looking for his father.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other. Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another. One man, obviously stronger, said “See that wheelbarrow? I’m willin’ to bet $100 (that’s all I have in my wallet here) that you can’t wheel something to that cone and back that I can’t do twice as far. Do we have a bet?”
The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating. He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan.
“All right,” he said, and revealed his object.
That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer. What did the other man choose?
Answer: He looked the man right in the eye and said “get in.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Each group of words has one four letter prefix that fits in front of them to form
another word or phrase. Can you figure out which word it is for each group?
- Nail, man, out, ten
- Sick, work, room, plate
- Do, up, shift, believe
- Range, shot, horn, bow
- Back, baked, way, hour
- Dress, band, ache, rest
- Chair, jump, light, rise
- Note, print, ball, step
- Arm, fly, works, sale
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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