WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14, 2024
Here’s The Story….
A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic
biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this
semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and many of
you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one
gets their GPA messed up because they might have been
celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like
to opt out of the final exam today will receive a ‘B’ for the
test.”
There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up,
walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up
on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor
looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked,
“Anyone else? This is your last chance.”
One final student rose up and opted out of the final.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
students remaining. “I’m glad to see you believe in yourselves,”
he said. “You all get ‘A’s.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A woman in Virginia gave birth to a healthy boy from an
embryo that was frozen for almost 20 years. You can spot
him in the nursery because he’s the only baby wearing para-
chute pants.” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of
women can’t remember their natural hair color. You know what
you call these women? Blondes.” -Jay Leno
“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys Kung fu,
and then they attacked him using his best kung fu moves.
Luckily, they were no match for the parrot he’d taught to
fire a gun.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While we were working at a men’s clothing store, a customer
asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make
her husband’s blue eyes stand out.
“Ma’am,” he explained, “any tie will make blue eyes stand
out if you tie it tight enough.”😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Don Johnston finds his life falling apart after a breakup. He receives an anonymous letter than
he has a long lost 19 year old son looking for his father.
Answer: Broken Flowers
Don Johnston (Bill Murray) finds his life falling apart after a breakup. He receives an anonymous letter than he has a long lost 19 year old son looking for his father. The 2005 drama costarred Jessica Lange and Sharon Stone and was a major dramatic departure role for Murray. He claimed at the time that the finest acting he’d ever done was for “Broken Flowers”.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Walter McMillan is convicted and sent to death row in Alabama for a crime he didn’t commit at 13 years old
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Each group of words has one four letter prefix that fits in front of them to form
another word or phrase. Can you figure out which word it is for each group?
- Nail, man, out, ten
- Sick, work, room, plate
- Do, up, shift, believe
- Range, shot, horn, bow
- Back, baked, way, hour
- Dress, band, ache, rest
- Chair, jump, light, rise
- Note, print, ball, step
- Arm, fly, works, sale
Answer: 1. Hang
- Home
- Make
- Long
- Half
- Head
- High
- Foot
- Fire
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Find the names of 5 planets hidden in the following sentences:
- “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “It’s my ear,” the patient cried.
- “Steven, use the screwdriver to build those shelves.”
- Everyone takes a turn during Monopoly.
- “Cassie, you ran us over with your bicycle!”
- “Sam, arsenic is poisonous. I read the definition in the dictionary.”
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