WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 15, 2024
Here’s The Story….
Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with
it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car
unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS
came alive, and a voice stated, “Lost satellite contact.”
I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said,
“Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if
they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone.” -Jimmy Fallon
“NASA is taking applications for people who want to live on Mars. Now here are the requirements:
You have to be between the ages of 18 and 40 and insane.” -David Letterman
“Giant African land snails have been found in Florida and Texas. If you’re in Houston and you
see a giant snail coming toward you, walk slowly for your life.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just
written a personal check for her purchase. After fumbling through her purse,
she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.
It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank. 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Walter McMillan is convicted and sent to death row in Alabama for a crime he didn’t commit at 13 years old
Answer: Just Mercy
Walter McMillan (Jamie Foxx) is convicted and sent to death row in Alabama for a crime he didn’t commit at 13 years old. Can a young Harvard lawyer Bryan Stevenson (Michael P. Jordan) save his life? This is the plot to the 2019 drama “Just Mercy”, which helped bring attention to the equal rights movement in the legal field.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This actor plays a doctor who begins treating catatonic patients with a “miracle” new drug.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Find the names of 5 planets hidden in the following sentences:
- “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “It’s my ear,” the patient cried.
- “Steven, use the screwdriver to build those shelves.”
- Everyone takes a turn during Monopoly.
- “Cassie, you ran us over with your bicycle!”
- “Sam, arsenic is poisonous. I read the definition in the dictionary.”
Answer: 1. Earth
- Venus
- Saturn
- Uranus
- Mars
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par is about half an hour.
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